"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Sending Weird Drunken Text Messages

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PeterCrouch

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Went out with the guys on a whole days worth of drinking and sent this stupid message!

Ok a lil backround so you understand some bits in the text message! Basically this is a girl who wouldnt get with me because of her exams and because her friend really liked me (lotti) and weve talked a lil about meeting up in the summer and we kinda (Reluctantly on my part) agreed to be friends untill then even tho i told her ill never be just friends with her...Father ted is a tv program and im not some kind of church goer! Shes a posh girl, especially compared to me!

This is the message...

"I got killed z weight on the head! We should of been amazing lovers! Friends is just pretend! summer is gonna be great but i dont wanna wait but thats bad of me! i like being bad its fun, u should try it, shh dont tell lotti, i admire ur love for her, father ted rules feck! posh girls are good in bed i will find out the truth and be judge of that haha u know its true!"

Haha! Worst most stupid message ever! What the hell am i supposed to do now?

p.s I took out some of the spelling mistakes i left!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Oooh, that's bad! I have sent and received messages like that, and it's never easy to overcome the awkwardness. However, the best solution is not to go into any explanation. Casually and briefly apologise, tell her you were drunk and from that point on pretend it never happened and never mention it again.
 
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cactus3178

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LMFAO.

Dude, you made me spit pop on the keyboard. Yeah, that's bad ;)

Like Jariel said, don't make a big deal of it....God, I've done that in the past.
 
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PeterCrouch

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Im thinking of just saying this...

"That night was the result of drinking since 10.30am so i warn you now im having another all dayer today and more drunken texts could be on the horizon"

Is this ok?
 
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"WARNING" "WARNING"

Never send sexual text messages while drunk

"WARNING" "WARNING"

I did it last week for the first time in a year, i told some girl she was hot and should come over thankfully she didnt i would not have wanted to have to chew my other arm off .
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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