"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Send me some pics of your tits..."

Michele l'Arcangelo

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My Name is Somebody said:
You were wrong Daddy the Pimp. I texted her what time is she coming tomorrow, and she replied with a long ass "blah blah blah blah i'll be there around 8 blah blah blah"

She must have just not wanted to send me any pics.
soooo... are you a troll?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Beast from the East said:
Why would you say that? MNIN/MNIS is no troll and he doesn't make stuff up. He's been at this for years.
the fact that you had to use a "/" is the reason.

i mean... unless he's using the My Name is Nobody" when he's feeling down about the world... and "My Name Is Somebody" when he's feeling "alpha-male DJ"-ish.

I never even said anything up with the "making stuff up"... you put that in my mouth.

re-read my post... between the lines. the lines being the top and bottom of the quote box, specifically where it says "Originally Posted by"
 
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Michele said:
the fact that you had to use a "/" is the reason.

i mean... unless he's using the My Name is Nobody" when he's feeling down about the world... and "My Name Is Somebody" when he's feeling "alpha-male DJ"-ish.

I never even said anything up with the "making stuff up"... you put that in my mouth.

re-read my post... between the lines. the lines being the top and bottom of the quote box, specifically where it says "Originally Posted by"
It's the same person. It has to do with the 10 post rule and a sosuave addiction.
 
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She replied immediately earlier in the day about coming over tomorrow night.

So tonight I'm back on the tittie hunt, and sent her a message asking if she got my text last night.

No reply. Damn!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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She is a petite girl so she probably just thinks her boobs are too small. She is definitely not the type to get offended over something like this.
 
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When my friend showed me his phone, all he had was pictures of his girls p-ssy. Maybe I should have asked for that? Anyway, I should see her boobies up close tonight live and in person.

I don't mean to brag, and I hate doing it. But I have had a rough year and damn it feels good when everything I have absorbed from this place is working, and I'm getting some nice, tight a$$.

I just want to bring hope to all those guys who think they will never get laid. You will, so don't feel down. As long as you keep trying and gaining experience and never give up.
 
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I just got the "My period just started do you still want to hang out tonight?"

I should have said HELL NO! But I told her yeah, I didn't want to be a huge prick. What do you say when they tell you this?

I should have said "As long as I get some head"
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I just want to bring hope to all those guys who think they will never get laid. You will, so don't feel down. As long as you keep trying and gaining experience and never give up.
Yup exactly
Even though I always knew somehow, some way, I was gonna get some while I was still young, it always seemed like I was so far away from that point and it would never realistically happen. Ive got my gf to the point where she wants to fvck my brains out and we are planning on doing it tomorrow night so there is hope for everybody!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Haha this thread is great. I have no problem with the "Show me your titties" text, and I don't know why anyone else on here would either.

Everyone on the boards stands to gain something whenever one of us does some stupid ballsy sh*t, so just chill and enjoy!
 
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