"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Send me some pics of your tits..."

Michele l'Arcangelo

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My Name is Somebody said:
You were wrong Daddy the Pimp. I texted her what time is she coming tomorrow, and she replied with a long ass "blah blah blah blah i'll be there around 8 blah blah blah"

She must have just not wanted to send me any pics.
soooo... are you a troll?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Beast from the East said:
Why would you say that? MNIN/MNIS is no troll and he doesn't make stuff up. He's been at this for years.
the fact that you had to use a "/" is the reason.

i mean... unless he's using the My Name is Nobody" when he's feeling down about the world... and "My Name Is Somebody" when he's feeling "alpha-male DJ"-ish.

I never even said anything up with the "making stuff up"... you put that in my mouth.

re-read my post... between the lines. the lines being the top and bottom of the quote box, specifically where it says "Originally Posted by"
 
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Michele said:
the fact that you had to use a "/" is the reason.

i mean... unless he's using the My Name is Nobody" when he's feeling down about the world... and "My Name Is Somebody" when he's feeling "alpha-male DJ"-ish.

I never even said anything up with the "making stuff up"... you put that in my mouth.

re-read my post... between the lines. the lines being the top and bottom of the quote box, specifically where it says "Originally Posted by"
It's the same person. It has to do with the 10 post rule and a sosuave addiction.
 
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She replied immediately earlier in the day about coming over tomorrow night.

So tonight I'm back on the tittie hunt, and sent her a message asking if she got my text last night.

No reply. Damn!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She is a petite girl so she probably just thinks her boobs are too small. She is definitely not the type to get offended over something like this.
 
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When my friend showed me his phone, all he had was pictures of his girls p-ssy. Maybe I should have asked for that? Anyway, I should see her boobies up close tonight live and in person.

I don't mean to brag, and I hate doing it. But I have had a rough year and damn it feels good when everything I have absorbed from this place is working, and I'm getting some nice, tight a$$.

I just want to bring hope to all those guys who think they will never get laid. You will, so don't feel down. As long as you keep trying and gaining experience and never give up.
 
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I just got the "My period just started do you still want to hang out tonight?"

I should have said HELL NO! But I told her yeah, I didn't want to be a huge prick. What do you say when they tell you this?

I should have said "As long as I get some head"
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I just want to bring hope to all those guys who think they will never get laid. You will, so don't feel down. As long as you keep trying and gaining experience and never give up.
Yup exactly
Even though I always knew somehow, some way, I was gonna get some while I was still young, it always seemed like I was so far away from that point and it would never realistically happen. Ive got my gf to the point where she wants to fvck my brains out and we are planning on doing it tomorrow night so there is hope for everybody!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Haha this thread is great. I have no problem with the "Show me your titties" text, and I don't know why anyone else on here would either.

Everyone on the boards stands to gain something whenever one of us does some stupid ballsy sh*t, so just chill and enjoy!
 
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