Semen odor and taste

[whatdude]

I know it sounds pretty disgusting, but I have to ask.

What can I do to help my semen smell better and taste better for my girl?
Right now it smells like chorine and salt... and its quite strong.

Any ideas?

Later

 

[ntssv]

I think Adam Corola and the DOC talked about this once. Trying calling loveline.

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://www.sweetrelease.com/

 

[prosemont]

drink pineapple juice.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I read in porn mag that Peter North was giving advice on this and he said that what u need to do is eat a lot of vegetables and fruits and dont eat as much meat and exercise and remember to work your PC muscle

 

[brucevangeorge]

I read in porn mag that Peter North was giving advice on this and he said that what u need to do is eat a lot of vegetables and fruits and dont eat as much meat and exercise and remember to work your PC muscle

Chicks dig a man who is too much of a ***** to eat meat.

 

[Shiftkey]

I think Adam Corola and the DOC talked about this once. Trying calling loveline.

lol I actually heard them talk about that. They said there's nothing you can do short of having a healthy diet and bathing regularly. It's mostly just genetics and the girl's mental perception of how semen should taste (IE if the girl thinks it will taste gross, it will).

 

[ntssv]

lol I actually heard them talk about that. They said there's nothing you can do short of having a healthy diet and bathing regularly. It's mostly just genetics and the girl's mental perception of how semen should taste (IE if the girl thinks it will taste gross, it will).

Yup... Your right. Some love it and some don't.

 

[Helter Skelter]

I read in porn mag that Peter North was giving advice on this and he said that what u need to do is eat a lot of vegetables and fruits and dont eat as much meat and exercise and remember to work your PC muscle

Peter North said he eats an entire stalk of celery the night before his porn shoots.

I didn't ask for it but I got that guy's autograph.

What the fuuck am I gonna do with that? Maybe I should cumm on it

 

[ntssv]

Peter North said he eats an entire stalk of celery the night before his porn shoots.

I didn't ask for it but I got that guy's autograph.

What the fuuck am I gonna do with that? Maybe I should cumm on it

You hear some amazing sh!t on this site. WTF does celery do?

 

[Bible_Belt]

"Once we waded through the many jokes that were going on, we discovered that, as well as pineapple juice, there was some anecdotal evidence to suggest that cinnamon might also produce sweeter-tasting semen or sperm.

Apparantly, this is because the chemicals that give foods like pineapples and cinnamon their taste are able to travel around in the blood stream, and move across membranes into the semen during oral sex.
Others recommended celery, parsely and any kind of fruit as ways to make *** more palatable, which is what everyone wants when performing oral sex.

As for the no-no's, our chatroom sources agreed that coffee, alcohol, red meat, onion, garlic (no surprises there), dairy foods, broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus are not what you might call generous to your gism.
And for all those chocoholics out there, here's the bad news: M&Ms may melt in your mouth but they make for a truly bitter *******."




http://www.collegesexadvice.com/mom.shtml

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

drink pineapple juice.

Celery helps too.

 

[Chillisauce]

As for the no-no's, our chatroom sources agreed that coffee, alcohol, red meat, onion, garlic (no surprises there), dairy foods, broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus are not what you might call generous to your gism.
And for all those chocoholics out there, here's the bad news: M&Ms may melt in your mouth but they make for a truly bitter *******."
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/mom.shtml

Ah no wonder my girlfriends been complaining, thats pretty much my entire diet lately. (minus the m&ms)

 

[zip]

Stop eating food that smells like ****, examples: doritos, sausages, over processed meats, fried foods, and just junk food in general


I have heard that celery, pineapple and yogurt helps.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Stop eating food that smells like ****, examples: doritos, sausages, over processed meats, fried foods, and just junk food in general


I have heard that celery, pineapple and yogurt helps.

It's all chemistry. Eating low acidic, non-processed foods will help neutralize the acidic body chemistry that junk food's toxicity creates.

 

[penkitten]

i dont know how many times i told you boys but here i go again...
every time a guy gets aroused he makes jizz that just gets stored up until he can release it. a hundred times a day sometimes.
if you dont release it it gets old.
when you finally release it , it tastes " old and bitter and nasty and clumpy".

if you want "sweet, warm , shoots to the back of her throat, smooth stuff"...
release your old jizz at least once a day .

try it and see.

 

[Helter Skelter]

i dont know how many times i told you boys but here i go again...
every time a guy gets aroused he makes jizz that just gets stored up until he can release it. a hundred times a day sometimes.
if you dont release it it gets old.
when you finally release it , it tastes " old and bitter and nasty and clumpy".

if you want "sweet, warm , shoots to the back of her throat, smooth stuff"...
release your old jizz at least once a day .

try it and see.

That may be true for taste. But a lot of guys are more concerned about volume.
The longer you hold back the greater the load.

With my ex-girlfriend I use to refrain from cuuming to once a week. We would have sex for a few hours and then I would let loose. I'm no Peter North but I'm sure I'm in the top 5%. For what it's worth.

If I cuum daily it's a much smaller amount.

 

[penkitten]

If I cuum daily it's a much smaller amount.

good, less for someone swallowing to have to gulp down. if you tend to choke a chick, the less she wants to do it.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Peter North said he eats an entire stalk of celery the night before his porn shoots.

I didn't ask for it but I got that guy's autograph.

What the fuuck am I gonna do with that? Maybe I should cumm on it

Actually he eats an entire bag of celery. He also has two vas deferens which makes him produce the quart of nuttbutter he glazes chicks faces with.

 

[Macgyver]

Well that sucks, I gotta get my protein somewhere. Or just try increasing your fruit intake a lot.