"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Semen odor and taste

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I know it sounds pretty disgusting, but I have to ask.

What can I do to help my semen smell better and taste better for my girl?
Right now it smells like chorine and salt... and its quite strong.

Any ideas?

Later
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I think Adam Corola and the DOC talked about this once. Trying calling loveline.:D
 

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drink pineapple juice.
 
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I read in porn mag that Peter North was giving advice on this and he said that what u need to do is eat a lot of vegetables and fruits and dont eat as much meat and exercise and remember to work your PC muscle
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dimebag_Darrell said:
I read in porn mag that Peter North was giving advice on this and he said that what u need to do is eat a lot of vegetables and fruits and dont eat as much meat and exercise and remember to work your PC muscle
Chicks dig a man who is too much of a ***** to eat meat.
 

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ntssv said:
I think Adam Corola and the DOC talked about this once. Trying calling loveline.:D
lol I actually heard them talk about that. They said there's nothing you can do short of having a healthy diet and bathing regularly. It's mostly just genetics and the girl's mental perception of how semen should taste (IE if the girl thinks it will taste gross, it will).
 

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Shiftkey said:
lol I actually heard them talk about that. They said there's nothing you can do short of having a healthy diet and bathing regularly. It's mostly just genetics and the girl's mental perception of how semen should taste (IE if the girl thinks it will taste gross, it will).
Yup... Your right. Some love it and some don't.
 

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Dimebag_Darrell said:
I read in porn mag that Peter North was giving advice on this and he said that what u need to do is eat a lot of vegetables and fruits and dont eat as much meat and exercise and remember to work your PC muscle
Peter North said he eats an entire stalk of celery the night before his porn shoots.

I didn't ask for it but I got that guy's autograph.

What the fuuck am I gonna do with that? Maybe I should cumm on it:rolleyes:
 

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Helter Skelter said:
Peter North said he eats an entire stalk of celery the night before his porn shoots.

I didn't ask for it but I got that guy's autograph.

What the fuuck am I gonna do with that? Maybe I should cumm on it:rolleyes:
You hear some amazing sh!t on this site. :D WTF does celery do?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"Once we waded through the many jokes that were going on, we discovered that, as well as pineapple juice, there was some anecdotal evidence to suggest that cinnamon might also produce sweeter-tasting semen or sperm.

Apparantly, this is because the chemicals that give foods like pineapples and cinnamon their taste are able to travel around in the blood stream, and move across membranes into the semen during oral sex.
Others recommended celery, parsely and any kind of fruit as ways to make *** more palatable, which is what everyone wants when performing oral sex.

As for the no-no's, our chatroom sources agreed that coffee, alcohol, red meat, onion, garlic (no surprises there), dairy foods, broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus are not what you might call generous to your gism.
And for all those chocoholics out there, here's the bad news: M&Ms may melt in your mouth but they make for a truly bitter *******."




http://www.collegesexadvice.com/mom.shtml
 

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Bible_Belt said:
As for the no-no's, our chatroom sources agreed that coffee, alcohol, red meat, onion, garlic (no surprises there), dairy foods, broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus are not what you might call generous to your gism.
And for all those chocoholics out there, here's the bad news: M&Ms may melt in your mouth but they make for a truly bitter *******."
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/mom.shtml
Ah no wonder my girlfriends been complaining, thats pretty much my entire diet lately. (minus the m&ms)
 

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Stop eating food that smells like ****, examples: doritos, sausages, over processed meats, fried foods, and just junk food in general


I have heard that celery, pineapple and yogurt helps.
 

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zip said:
Stop eating food that smells like ****, examples: doritos, sausages, over processed meats, fried foods, and just junk food in general


I have heard that celery, pineapple and yogurt helps.
It's all chemistry. Eating low acidic, non-processed foods will help neutralize the acidic body chemistry that junk food's toxicity creates.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i dont know how many times i told you boys but here i go again...
every time a guy gets aroused he makes jizz that just gets stored up until he can release it. a hundred times a day sometimes.
if you dont release it it gets old.
when you finally release it , it tastes " old and bitter and nasty and clumpy".

if you want "sweet, warm , shoots to the back of her throat, smooth stuff"...
release your old jizz at least once a day .

try it and see.
 

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penkitten said:
i dont know how many times i told you boys but here i go again...
every time a guy gets aroused he makes jizz that just gets stored up until he can release it. a hundred times a day sometimes.
if you dont release it it gets old.
when you finally release it , it tastes " old and bitter and nasty and clumpy".

if you want "sweet, warm , shoots to the back of her throat, smooth stuff"...
release your old jizz at least once a day .

try it and see.
That may be true for taste. But a lot of guys are more concerned about volume.
The longer you hold back the greater the load.

With my ex-girlfriend I use to refrain from cuuming to once a week. We would have sex for a few hours and then I would let loose. I'm no Peter North but I'm sure I'm in the top 5%. For what it's worth.

If I cuum daily it's a much smaller amount.
 

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Helter Skelter said:
If I cuum daily it's a much smaller amount.
good, less for someone swallowing to have to gulp down. if you tend to choke a chick, the less she wants to do it.
 

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Helter Skelter said:
Peter North said he eats an entire stalk of celery the night before his porn shoots.

I didn't ask for it but I got that guy's autograph.

What the fuuck am I gonna do with that? Maybe I should cumm on it:rolleyes:
Actually he eats an entire bag of celery. He also has two vas deferens which makes him produce the quart of nuttbutter he glazes chicks faces with.
 

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Well that sucks, I gotta get my protein somewhere. Or just try increasing your fruit intake a lot.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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