"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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My neighbour (23, HB7) is a class A bytch. She's been bytchin about the apple tree going over the fence lately and I had enough of it.

Five minutes ago, as she was coming to my front door and I heard her mumbling to herself "oh my god, these neighbours are pigs, they need to learn to live in a community, yada, yada"

I really had enough of her and I thought of a way to surprise her.. :D
I was just about to take a shower and was fully undressed in my bathroom when she r.a.p.e.d the doorbell. As I started opening the door, she already started - garga, I thought I told you to cut that DAMN... OH MY FVCKING GOD, MOM! MOM!

There was I, butt naked, with my schlong in plain view - she actually ran away screaming for her mommy..
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I just can't stop laughing!

She better not come bytchin for more! :D:D:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You shoulda turned on the charm :)

LOL!
 
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Francisco d'Anconia

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Not trying to take away from your personal victory, but are you saying that flashing is a self esteem booster?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Unfortunately, those are just the kind of women who will be straight down the police station and have you convicted as a sex case.
 
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That's illegal, dude

Dude, the fact that that boosted your self-esteem makes you sick. The word for what you did is exhibitionism, and it is classified as a psychological disorder.

I'm not calling you an exhibitionist because this is not your preferred method of sexual arousal. However, the fact that it did give you good feelings (boosted your self-esteem and made you feel manly, I presume), shows that you have tendencies of this disorder. You should refrain from doing anything like this again. Why? It's illegal and you could go to jail for it!! And get a very bad reputation!

(I learned about this stuff in my Human Sexuality uni course, so I know what I'm talking about.)
 
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Who says she will tell the truth?

This is the classic peeping tom/flasher scenerio, you just can't win if you are a bloke.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Alpine
Who says she will tell the truth?

This is the classic peeping tom/flasher scenerio, you just can't win if you are a bloke.
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Intersting, who are they - in teh police dept? all women?
Or they are all AFC minded chumps?
 
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Dude, the fact that that boosted your self-esteem makes you sick. The word for what you did is exhibitionism, and it is classified as a psychological disorder.
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chill out..it mgiht of been the first **** she has seen in a while

she will have sexual fantasies of u now :)
 
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Don't tell me to chill, fool. All I'm doing is giving information about the law and modern psychology's view on the situation. I ain't hatin.
 
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Holy crap is that funny!

I'm going to have to try that on my neighbor. The problem is, she's an old geezer and she'll probably keel over and then I'll have to dispose of the body and all of that stuff...on second thought, maybe not.
 
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Re: That's illegal, dude

Originally posted by DirtMcGirtRIP
Dude, the fact that that boosted your self-esteem makes you sick. The word for what you did is exhibitionism, and it is classified as a psychological disorder.

I'm not calling you an exhibitionist because this is not your preferred method of sexual arousal. However, the fact that it did give you good feelings (boosted your self-esteem and made you feel manly, I presume), shows that you have tendencies of this disorder.
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No offense. That's crap.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Re: That's illegal, dude

Originally posted by DirtMcGirtRIP
Dude, the fact that that boosted your self-esteem makes you sick. The word for what you did is exhibitionism, and it is classified as a psychological disorder.

I'm not calling you an exhibitionist because this is not your preferred method of sexual arousal. However, the fact that it did give you good feelings (boosted your self-esteem and made you feel manly, I presume), shows that you have tendencies of this disorder. You should refrain from doing anything like this again. Why? It's illegal and you could go to jail for it!! And get a very bad reputation!

(I learned about this stuff in my Human Sexuality uni course, so I know what I'm talking about.)
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oh yea i learned that too in my sexuality class also. he's correct but he's not an exhibitionist because he does not go out on very purpose to get a hard on. he did it as a retailation to her attitude with the present situation. well done my friend lol.
 
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OK, chill out ppl!

I said self-esteem booster, cause I thoughtI'd NEVER have the balls to do something like this.

I just wanted to laugh, actually - cause I'm having a very shytty day! I laugh every time I remember her face when she saw Mr. Mirko - she covered her big yap with her hands and screamed: MOMMY!
I think thats the funniest shyt that happened to me in my whole lifetime!!

Anyways, it's my home.. I can wear what the fvck I want to at my home. I planned to invite her in for a cup of coffee, but things kinda got outa hand :D:D

OK, here in slovenia, people don't know what exibitioning is, cause here no one does it... She sent her big macho boyfriend later today.. He came by and started asking what happened. I yelled at him, saying that she didn't introduce herself when I asked who it was, so I thought it was my sister.. And she interrupted me while showering! The nerve!

We talked for a little bit after that.. and we even made a deal - he wants to sell me his car.. He told me he sees I'm a cool guy and that his girlfriend likes overreacting to stuff.. :D
 
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Re: Re: That's illegal, dude

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oh yea i learned that too in my sexuality class also. he's correct but he's not an exhibitionist because he does not go out on very purpose to get a hard on. he did it as a retailation to her attitude with the present situation. well done my friend lol.
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Exactly!
 
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so in the usa its legal to shoot osme one for being on your property with out permision, but you go to prision for answering the door nakid, thats just messed up :p
 
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