"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Self hypnosis method; easy, effective and FREE!

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Hey everyone, this board has been good to me, so I'm gonna give something back to you guys.

I heard about self hypnosis, and passed it off as bull. But it does work. I'm not sure how, it's either power of self suggestion or slight subconscious conditioning, I don't have enough psych classes under my belt to know for sure. But it does work. It's simple. If you have a problem that you cannot overcome, this will help. It can cure you of subconscious things that you're not aware of or cant change. Like crippling shyness, overwhelming laziness etc. Here's how:


Lay down comfortably. Take 5 minutes to let your heartrate come down and your breathing slow. Then relax your whole body one bit at a time, let them sink down into the bed/couch. First your feet, then knees, then hips, then back, then chest, then arms, then neck, then head, and finally your 'consciousness'. Its hard to explain that last part, if you've ever been high you probably get it. Do that all the way through 3 or 4 times. By that point you should feel different. You are so relaxed your subconscious is active. Then simply repeat in your mind what you want. If you can visualize it, thats better. Try not to talk or move. repeat it for 5 or 10 minutes. when your done, count to 3 and then get up. A few times a day for a week should really help.


I know I'm, probably gonna catch sh!t for this from people saying i'm stupid or this is retarded and would never work. But it does. Try it, what do you have to lose?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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*throws sh!t* Here, catch!

You're stupid!

This is retarded!

It'll never work!

:p I keed, I keed.

Mmm... I've been doing this for a while already. Anyone who's never tried this really should try it out.

Think of it as mental yoga. Just something to calm the mind. I do it almost every morning.
 

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Um, I've been high on many an occasion. But how do you relax your consciousness? Count, like meditation?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by spider_007
"bark like a dog every time you see a female"
lol :crackup: :crackup:
 

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hey, it'd be a great ice breaker...actually no, it wouldn't.

And its not dangerous. its just telling yourself what you want. And yes, it is like meditation.
 

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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
self hypnosis seems to be too dangerous. What if you do it wrong and you screw up your mind?
I remember hearing somewhere that you need to be very careful about how you phrase what you say to yourself, or else it won't work right, if at all.
 
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