"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Sean Connery tells us when it's approprate to smack a woman

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"I'd never hit a woman, but I'll shake the sh!t out of one." Cris Rock
 

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I think Connery is right but it's not going to work on most of todays women. If a woman is crossing the line to the point where a normal guy is ready for violence she might call the cops for domestic violence out of spite if she gets slapped.

Any woman being that stupid should get dumped and be walking out the door ten seconds after that crap comes out her mouth.
 

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Real_Deal said:
Any woman being that stupid should get dumped and be walking out the door ten seconds after that crap comes out her mouth.
31 years man. I'm willing to bet, ALL women go down that road they shouldn't eventually.
 

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azanon said:
I smell something fishy here. Two folks with March/April 08' join dates saying never to smack your woman. You guys/gals from LS?
Yeah, those newagers banned me for outing a mod.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Isn't acting out just on your emotions a female trait? If you need to smack a woman around like she's a dude, you don't deserve respect anyway.
 

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Da Realist said:
Isn't acting out just on your emotions a female trait? If you need to smack a woman around like she's a dude, you don't deserve respect anyway.
I see you're from Memphis. I was born and raised in Memphis, the wrestling capital of the world. Sometimes you gotta lay a smackdown on your woman. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Is0oHPL-nis
 

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Da Realist said:
Isn't acting out just on your emotions a female trait? If you need to smack a woman around like she's a dude, you don't deserve respect anyway.
B|TCH don't you argue with Mr. James Bond, who does you think you are, B|TCH??? :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Da Realist said:
Not a guy who runs when he sees gay folks....
To be fair, his fear might be of homosexual behavior, not of certain individuals who practice the behavior.

Personally, I've never been a big fan of referring to people by their behaviors, since all-in-all, it tells you so very little about a person. Case and point, I like to play tennis but I'd look at you very strange if you called me a "tennis person".
 

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Once, when my wife was pissed off at me, one of my kids asked, "where are you going mommy?"

When she answered, "to go find a new husband," I asked her to come back the bedroom and proceeded to smack her across the face. She knows it was wrong to say this and I doubt she'll ever say something like this again, at least not with me.
 

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Luthor Rex said:
A long time ago I would have said "never smack a woman"...

Now that I understand how most women are actually children trapped inside of an adult's body, I'm not so sure.

Maybe a spanking on the butt like her daddy did.

edit: Actually, if I were ever in a relationship with a woman and I felt the need to smack her, I think I'd just end the relationship.
What?! Are you saying that you would smack a child?
 

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Ok....if you tend to act gay all the time, you're gay. Same thing goes with wifebeaters: if you say you slap your wife from time to time, you are a b*tch.
 

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Papermoon said:
I wouldn't consider wearing leather tights if he had recommended them, so why should I take any hint from him on anything else?

Oh, I bet you might after all, if he was asking you in person.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Paradox said:
It seems like he doesn't just haul off when he feels like it. He says in the interview that she provokes him.Do some women desire and need this? Whatever the reason the women take actions to bring on this punishment. Could it be that they miss their fathers dicipline, need attention, want a man to take control of them....ect?31 years is a long time especially for a hollywood superstar. He has done over 60 movies.
Think about the Caveman, dudes..... how did caveman keep his chick(s) on check? hair pulling, a few smacks, etc
It's all instinct to a woman. Right or wrong, most women fantazise about their partner being more of a caveman than a gent...

Personally i think that if a woman feels that you've got the balls to put the smack down on her ( if provoked by her ) that will do as well as actually having to b!tch slap her. :crackup:
 

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Sean Connery is old school and beside's most women will put up with a little bit of slapping in exchange for millions of dollars and never have to work or lift a finger a single day of their lives.
 
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Good for him. Unapologetic, but not cruel or mean-spirited. He could have backtracked and immediately started in on how he was wrong to say such a thing and that he's reformed and whatnot, but he volunteered "I haven't changed my opinion." instead.
 

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If you're ever in a position where your woman needs to be smacked, then you've failed badly somewhere down the line. You should never even be in this situation. Dump her before it reaches that point.
 
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