"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Scoping Teenage Beever

ThinWhiteDuke

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 1, 2005
Messages
31
Reaction score
0
I stopped at a teenage rave type club located on a popular strip of bars in Tampa this weekend. I was down there anyway so I figured what the hell this could be cool. As I checked out the place, eye contact I got from the young beevers clearly ranged from "Yuck, what's this old guy doing here?" to "Hmmm....I wonder what it would be like with an older guy." I don't know exactly how this is happening, but it seems these chicks are getting more and more conditioned by society that it's o.k. to fukk middle aged men.

Any thoughts on what's causing this trend?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Bible_Belt

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 27, 2005
Messages
17,576
Reaction score
6,358
Age
50
Location
midwestern cow field 40
No, but be careful - it's still statutory rape if she lies about her age, and it's the same even if she has a quality fake id. Then you get to be a "sex offender" for the rest of your life.

I like the young ones, too, but I don't trust them not to lie to me. I limit my approaches to college campuses and women who are working during school hours - or else with my taste I would end up with a 17 y/o with a perfect fake id, daddy will squeal, and that would be it for me.
 

picard

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 19, 2005
Messages
554
Reaction score
3
Age
60
Location
Toronto, canada
Alot of those teenage girls are underage. You can wake up in a cell with bubba before you even realize
 

SELF-MASTERY

Banned
Joined
Dec 15, 2004
Messages
1,971
Reaction score
7
Even college campuses arent safe from 17 yr olds. Earlier this year I made the mistake of picking up a 17 yr old. She was in one of those joint enrollment programs. I saved myself by asking lots of questions...I could be in jail right now if I didnt qualify the hell out of her. Damn fine younins
 

BMW

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 14, 2002
Messages
365
Reaction score
1
Location
NYC
thankfully, there are laws to protect these girls against perverts like you
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

Read more...

ThinWhiteDuke

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 1, 2005
Messages
31
Reaction score
0
Hey, read the post. I said I went in there for to check out the reaction I'd get, not get laid. My target audience right now is 25-30 y.o.
 

SAYNO

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 5, 2004
Messages
519
Reaction score
22
Age
59
Location
Dallas
Well You Know What They Say:

15 will get you 20!:crackup:


Sayno'
 

MrLuvr

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 31, 2005
Messages
399
Reaction score
8
Originally posted by picard
Alot of those teenage girls are underage. You can wake up in a cell with bubba before you even realize
What do you mean "underage"?

Under the age of consent? Not really.

In many states it is 16. In fact in Ontario it is 14.
 

SELF-MASTERY

Banned
Joined
Dec 15, 2004
Messages
1,971
Reaction score
7
how does the age of consent really work???
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

GirlCrazy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 10, 2003
Messages
658
Reaction score
1
Age
59
Location
Spokane, WA
how does the age of consent really work???
It differs by state.

Try www.ageofconsent.com

Each state has its "gotchya", for example the age of consent might be 16, but only with a 3 year age difference. So if you're 19, you're cool, and if you're 20 it's jail time.
 
Top