"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Scoping Teenage Beever

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I stopped at a teenage rave type club located on a popular strip of bars in Tampa this weekend. I was down there anyway so I figured what the hell this could be cool. As I checked out the place, eye contact I got from the young beevers clearly ranged from "Yuck, what's this old guy doing here?" to "Hmmm....I wonder what it would be like with an older guy." I don't know exactly how this is happening, but it seems these chicks are getting more and more conditioned by society that it's o.k. to fukk middle aged men.

Any thoughts on what's causing this trend?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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No, but be careful - it's still statutory rape if she lies about her age, and it's the same even if she has a quality fake id. Then you get to be a "sex offender" for the rest of your life.

I like the young ones, too, but I don't trust them not to lie to me. I limit my approaches to college campuses and women who are working during school hours - or else with my taste I would end up with a 17 y/o with a perfect fake id, daddy will squeal, and that would be it for me.
 
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Alot of those teenage girls are underage. You can wake up in a cell with bubba before you even realize
 
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Even college campuses arent safe from 17 yr olds. Earlier this year I made the mistake of picking up a 17 yr old. She was in one of those joint enrollment programs. I saved myself by asking lots of questions...I could be in jail right now if I didnt qualify the hell out of her. Damn fine younins
 
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thankfully, there are laws to protect these girls against perverts like you
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hey, read the post. I said I went in there for to check out the reaction I'd get, not get laid. My target audience right now is 25-30 y.o.
 
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Well You Know What They Say:

15 will get you 20!:crackup:


Sayno'
 
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Originally posted by picard
Alot of those teenage girls are underage. You can wake up in a cell with bubba before you even realize
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What do you mean "underage"?

Under the age of consent? Not really.

In many states it is 16. In fact in Ontario it is 14.
 
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how does the age of consent really work???
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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how does the age of consent really work???
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It differs by state.

Try www.ageofconsent.com

Each state has its "gotchya", for example the age of consent might be 16, but only with a 3 year age difference. So if you're 19, you're cool, and if you're 20 it's jail time.
 
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