Fortunate_Juan
Senior Don Juan
Scientists have been hard at work dissecting and analyzing Don Juans. And through various trial and error experiments have finally isolated the "Don Juan" gene. It seems as though it is present in most males already (which is a good thing!). It automatically takes control of your brain and puts your life in to perspective. The greatest news about this gene is that it lies dormant in most males, BUT scientists have figured out a way to activate it. It involves some rare chemical compounds that are difficult to extract and purify. Here is a short list of the chemical compounds;
Loch Ness Monster Extract
(these guys are rather hard to find, and generally try to eat you if you try any extraction process, beware!)
Sasquatch Hair
(These guys are like Shaq, only larger and have more hair. They do smell about the same though)
Kraken Scale
(these guys don't molt, so getting the scale of one is dangerous. The trick here is to tickle it's belly. We haven't been able to confirm it works yet so if you survive, please report back)
Scientists should have this all available by Fall of 20007 (yes thats right the year twenty thousand seven)
If you feel you can't wait for the pill the scientists are going to produce all is not lost!
Scientists have found another way to activate the gene. Unlike the pill it involves hard work and sacrifices. But the upshot is it's available right now, and it wont cost you ten million dollars a pill. It is infact, very inexpensive.
Write a list of things you would like to change
(set small ascending goals towards changing those things)
Write a list of things you do well and that you enjoy doing
(figure out how you can become better at them)
Get out there and try
(all the theories and tactics in the world, wont help you if you don't take the first step)
I hate to be the guy driving the reality truck, while some of you stare at it like a deer caught in head lights, but I think some of you need this. So stop trying to take the easy way out, there is no pill, there is no switch to turn on or off. You cannot just snap your fingers and abracadabra yourself in to a player. You have to have the will power, and the desire to do it.
Loch Ness Monster Extract
(these guys are rather hard to find, and generally try to eat you if you try any extraction process, beware!)
Sasquatch Hair
(These guys are like Shaq, only larger and have more hair. They do smell about the same though)
Kraken Scale
(these guys don't molt, so getting the scale of one is dangerous. The trick here is to tickle it's belly. We haven't been able to confirm it works yet so if you survive, please report back)
Scientists should have this all available by Fall of 20007 (yes thats right the year twenty thousand seven)
If you feel you can't wait for the pill the scientists are going to produce all is not lost!
Scientists have found another way to activate the gene. Unlike the pill it involves hard work and sacrifices. But the upshot is it's available right now, and it wont cost you ten million dollars a pill. It is infact, very inexpensive.
Write a list of things you would like to change
(set small ascending goals towards changing those things)
Write a list of things you do well and that you enjoy doing
(figure out how you can become better at them)
Get out there and try
(all the theories and tactics in the world, wont help you if you don't take the first step)
I hate to be the guy driving the reality truck, while some of you stare at it like a deer caught in head lights, but I think some of you need this. So stop trying to take the easy way out, there is no pill, there is no switch to turn on or off. You cannot just snap your fingers and abracadabra yourself in to a player. You have to have the will power, and the desire to do it.
