Scientists discover secret to "Don Juan" gene

[Fortunate_Juan]

Scientists have been hard at work dissecting and analyzing Don Juans. And through various trial and error experiments have finally isolated the "Don Juan" gene. It seems as though it is present in most males already (which is a good thing!). It automatically takes control of your brain and puts your life in to perspective. The greatest news about this gene is that it lies dormant in most males, BUT scientists have figured out a way to activate it. It involves some rare chemical compounds that are difficult to extract and purify. Here is a short list of the chemical compounds;

Loch Ness Monster Extract
(these guys are rather hard to find, and generally try to eat you if you try any extraction process, beware!)

Sasquatch Hair
(These guys are like Shaq, only larger and have more hair. They do smell about the same though)

Kraken Scale
(these guys don't molt, so getting the scale of one is dangerous. The trick here is to tickle it's belly. We haven't been able to confirm it works yet so if you survive, please report back)

Scientists should have this all available by Fall of 20007 (yes thats right the year twenty thousand seven)

If you feel you can't wait for the pill the scientists are going to produce all is not lost!

Scientists have found another way to activate the gene. Unlike the pill it involves hard work and sacrifices. But the upshot is it's available right now, and it wont cost you ten million dollars a pill. It is infact, very inexpensive.

Write a list of things you would like to change
(set small ascending goals towards changing those things)

Write a list of things you do well and that you enjoy doing
(figure out how you can become better at them)

Get out there and try
(all the theories and tactics in the world, wont help you if you don't take the first step)

I hate to be the guy driving the reality truck, while some of you stare at it like a deer caught in head lights, but I think some of you need this. So stop trying to take the easy way out, there is no pill, there is no switch to turn on or off. You cannot just snap your fingers and abracadabra yourself in to a player. You have to have the will power, and the desire to do it.

 

[Jay Jay]

LOL! Great post!

 

[mpimpin]

GREAT POST!!!!!!

 

[qweretyuiopas]

fockin awesome :woo:
I just happen to have some Kraken Scale in my bathroom cabinet now i just need to find the rest :rockon:

 

[Zone20]

Basically all you said was "Write a list of things you would like to change," and "Write a list of things you do well and that you enjoy doing."

I've seen that a million times. Nothing groundbreaking here.

 

[T Money]

That post was pretty lame man. Sounds like you're trying to be like Pook, but it didn't really make sense.

 

[insanity]

pook stole his material from alot of self-help books. i think his posts are good but they were nothing revolutionary that i haven't read elsewhere. props though that he did take the time to re-write what he read. i remember back when pook first asked afc questions like us all. then magically out of the blue he became this instant chick guru. i have alot of respect though what he put into this forum.

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

Basically all you said was "Write a list of things you would like to change," and "Write a list of things you do well and that you enjoy doing."

I've seen that a million times. Nothing groundbreaking here.

I recall at the beginning of my post where I claimed this was ground breaking material... oh wait never mind, that didn't happen. If posters are going to keep asking the same questions then they obviously aren't getting it. So repetition repetition repetition may help them out. You obviously don't need it, oh masterful Don Juan.

That post was pretty lame man. Sounds like you're trying to be like Pook, but it didn't really make sense.

It may not have made sense, because you're trying to lump me in with pook. I have my own writing style. But I honestly don't care about your oppinion. I do however, feel honored you would lump me with him.


To the both of you; try to be more specific when you critique. Otherwise it kinda just sounds like you've come in here to b!tch at me.

 

[Zone20]

What I'm trying to say is we don't need all this philisophical crap with reference to aardvarks and woolly mammmoths. It was clever at first, but it's been beaten to death by so many people here.

Post whatever helpful information you want, but skip the detours.

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

What I'm trying to say is we don't need all this philisophical crap with reference to aardvarks and woolly mammmoths.

phi·los·o·phy –noun, plural -phies.
1. the rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct.

So the aardvark remark you made was relating to the intended sarcastic tone of the first half of my post. Which, zone, if you haven't caught on, was fake. Philosophy was not touched in the part where I reference gathering various items to create a super pill that cures AFC syndrome. I saved philosophy for the part of the post which was serious. Now if you didn't like my joke, fine. If you didn't like my theory or reiteration of various theories here, it's no sweat off my balls. The situation remains; you have failed to make a valid point. Please try again.

It was clever at first, but it's been beaten to death by so many people here. Post whatever helpful information you want, but skip the detours.

Why do I need to clear anything with you... oh I'm sorry that's a rhetorical question.

I do not need to clear anything with you. Thank you come again.

 

[Zone20]

You seem more interested in mastering the English language than you do in picking up women. I don't know how well your flowery prose works with them. I'm assuming not too well if you're relegated to giving advice here.

No wonder you can't handle rejection. You can't even handle it when someone knocks your post.

Good luck you budding English scholar.

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

You seem more interested in mastering the English language than you do in picking up women. I don't know how well your flowery prose works with them. I'm assuming not too well if you're relegated to giving advice here.

No wonder you can't handle rejection. You can't even handle it when someone knocks your post.

Good luck you budding English scholar.

My hope is that you find a valid point to support your dislike of my post. Not that you make assumptions about me or my success with women. Grow up.

 

[Zone20]

Starting throwing some advice out there I haven't seen on every single page of this forum and I'll start giving you props.

Until then - it'd be nice to see some fresh material around here.

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

Starting throwing some advice out there I haven't seen on every single page of this forum and I'll start giving you props.

I don't want your props. You can keep them. I do not need your approval.

Until then - it'd be nice to see some fresh material around here.

Thank you for making your redundant point. My post is like everything being written here, because everything being asked here is the same too. I never claimed to have groundbreaking material. If you want to make an argument, please make a point. In all sincerity I am BEGGING you to make a point.

 

[BluEyes]

What I'm trying to say is we don't need all this philisophical crap with reference to aardvarks and woolly mammmoths. It was clever at first, but it's been beaten to death by so many people here.

Post whatever helpful information you want, but skip the detours.

^ clueless

 

[Zone20]

I don't want your props. You can keep them. I do not need your approval.

I seriously laughed out loud when I read that. I think you've been reading too many "Don't care what chicks think about you" threads.

You've read some confidence booster posts and now you think you're a DJ? rofl, I guarantee you this clownbag has never been laid.

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

^ clueless

Yep.

And it's unfortunate too. I like helping people, but some times they just can't be helped.