"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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School was cool.

jason86

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I dont why but for some reason today ive been recollecting back to school and the times i had there. Maybe coz i just turned 19 the other day (time goes too damn quick)

But damn doesnt here anyone miss school? Ive chosen not to go to college so i dont know how thats like but seriously it is true, school is the best time of your life. Ive been thinking about a lot of the people who i knew (the ones who i havent stayed in touch with) and wondered what these people are up to. Its funny how you knew people for all those years and bang you aint seen them for years.

Anyone miss school? coz man School Was Cool.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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blinkwatt

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yeah im fresh out of high school,graduated 3 weeks ago and i miss alot already. all you younger don juans listen to me,and enjoy your time in high school!dont let **** hold you down!
 

quest

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get with the program guys..
a full 3.5 years outa high school, and life is a hell of alot better now.
highschool was good times.
but now is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better.

don't look back in despair.
look forward with excitement.
 

thefonz

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I don't miss it that much, life goes on and meet cooler and more diverse people......
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ShizamDaMan

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I kinda enjoy being a student. I mean, when you really think about it, learning all day is probably one of the better things you can do for a job. So many people to meet, so much to do.

Lookin forward to my 2nd year of the college right here :D
 
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