"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Scars

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So it's 3:26am right now. Woke up cause I heard some stuff outside and went to have a smoke. Overhear my neighbor talking on the phone with his mom about his girlfriend. Noticed there's a bunch of stuff on the driveway. Apparently she cheated on him. Conversation kind of went like this.

N: I didn't wake you up did I?
Scars: Nah man.
N: I just found my wife cheating on me.
Scars: I'm sorry.

*Neighbors storms back into house*

I kinda feel bad. They have 2 daughters. Oldest is probably like 8-9, the other is probably like a year.

All I can say is.. b!tches be scandalous.

-Scars
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Leopold

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Learned lessons:

Never get married.

Want children? Adopt or become a guardian/patron.
 

SamTheHobit

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Leopold said:
Learned lessons:

Never get married.

Want children? Adopt or become a guardian/patron.
Or don't marry a wh0re.
 
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