"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Scars

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So it's 3:26am right now. Woke up cause I heard some stuff outside and went to have a smoke. Overhear my neighbor talking on the phone with his mom about his girlfriend. Noticed there's a bunch of stuff on the driveway. Apparently she cheated on him. Conversation kind of went like this.

N: I didn't wake you up did I?
Scars: Nah man.
N: I just found my wife cheating on me.
Scars: I'm sorry.

*Neighbors storms back into house*

I kinda feel bad. They have 2 daughters. Oldest is probably like 8-9, the other is probably like a year.

All I can say is.. b!tches be scandalous.

-Scars
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Leopold

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Learned lessons:

Never get married.

Want children? Adopt or become a guardian/patron.
 

SamTheHobit

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Leopold said:
Learned lessons:

Never get married.

Want children? Adopt or become a guardian/patron.
Or don't marry a wh0re.
 
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