"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Saw the coolest car...

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I was driving on a highway by my house going about 70 mi/h when i see a flashback from Back to the Future pull up in my rear view mirror. :D

I donno how it passed me, but it did... then the nostalgia hit so i had to step on the gas and a felony later i had another look at it.


http://www.bandddesigns.com/blogger/arch/DeLorean2.JPG

(Not my pic but it looked similar.)


Ahh the good 'ol days.... Man i feel old.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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There's places that will let you rent one though... so you can watch all the gold diggers close in on you. :p
 

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Play the Game said:
There's places that will let you rent one though... so you can watch all the gold diggers close in on you. :p
What... for like $300/day, and probably some hefty collateral (ie: house deed?) :D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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^^^ My other dream car. Lambourghinis are pretty sweet too. Anybody hear the rumor that owning a Ferrari or Lambo has been scientifically proven to make your balls bigger? lol!
 

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anyone know what the most expensive car is. I know a while back it used to be the buoghati, how ever you spell it, but reaching towards this time of year when car conventions begin there has to be an ultimate fantasy car that almost no one can afford lol.
 
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