"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Saw something disturbing on tv

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I was at my gym today and one of the moniters showed the tv show Oprah and since it didn't have a sound I didn't know what the hell I was watching or what was going on but it looked wierd. As I came home, I looked at the website and found the story:

http://www2.oprah.com/tows/slide/200804/20080403/slide_20080403_350_101.jhtml?promocode=HP22

Ok basically this is a story of some lesbian name Tracy that decided to become a "transgender male" (which is not a real thing but a made up term, you can surgically remove your breasts, surgically add a d1ck in there and be injected with as much testostorne as you want but YOU AREN'T BIOLOGICALLY A MALE). What you are is basically a woman with mutilated body parts that injects herself with testostorne and grows some hair.

Now here comes the fvcked up part (if you thought before was pretty normal:crackup:). This mutilated woman who now calls herself Thomas and is married to another woman and because she is recognised by the state as a man they are considered a heterosexual couple ( which in actuality it is a lesbian couple with one of them being a real natual woman and the other being a mutilated woman with alot of hair) and they have decided to have a baby. Now you are thinking that the feminine woman (and I use the term loosley) is going to have the baby but you are wrong! it is the mutilated masculine woman with hair and injection of testestrone that is getting pregnant.


Thomas says the desire to have children doesn't make him feel like less of a man. "I have a very stable male gender identity. I see pregnancy as a process, and it doesn't define who I am. It's not a male or female desire to want to have a child…it's a human desire," he says. "I'm a person, and I have the right to have my own biological child."
Now as you see this mutilated woman who thinks she is a man now thinks its a big deal that she is going to have a child as if it was a real natural man that is having a child (which is physically and biologically impossible and its not big deal that she is doing it because after all she may not be physically in apperance a woman but biologically still is a woman with functioning uterus and ovaries).

Now the whole cast of Oprah and those stuck in the Matrix are hailing Thomas as a real man that is carrying a baby and that is pretty fvcked up way of looking at it. This is part of the third wave of feminism agenda that is set out to disort sexual identity and apparently its working. Is it any wonder why kids are so confused these days?!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Is anyone else reminded of the South Park episode with the man who wanted to be a dolphin (and for which there are no bathrooms for dolphins)? At any rate, there is, of course, no such thing as transgender—there are only two genders, not fifteen—and it irritates me to no end whenever the press flips gender references, e.g. referring a real she as a "he."
 

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If the woman has become a man and has a d!ck in place, how the hell will the baby come out? C-section?
 

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djtdot said:
If the woman has become a man and has a d!ck in place, how the hell will the baby come out? C-section?
Actually this one doesn't have a d1ck, but after taking all that testostorne, her cl1t grow to 4 inches long and she uses that for intercourse.

That is like the twilight zone.....
 

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DJDamage said:
Actually this one doesn't have a d1ck, but after taking all that testostorne, her cl1t grow to 4 inches long and she uses that for intercourse.

That is like the twilight zone.....
thats a fvcken awesome visual!

:cry: :cuss: :down:

comic_relief
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The name for this operation is an "addadictome".
 

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DJDamage said:
Actually this one doesn't have a d1ck, but after taking all that testostorne, her cl1t grow to 4 inches long and she uses that for intercourse.

That is like the twilight zone.....
This is like ever guy's worst fear coming true, going down on chick and discovering a 4 inch ****.

I wonder if **** size/length is directly related to the amount of testosterone a female has.
 

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Trinitron said:
Wtf?

How is something with near male testosterone levels going to have a baby? What are the health effects on the child going to be?

Oh not to worry he will be a pefrectly healthy and mentally balanced kid. After all his mother is his father and his grandmother committed suicide due to depression so there is nothing to worry about.......

worst case scenerio a retard serial killer.
 

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Trinitron said:
Wtf?

How is something with near male testosterone levels going to have a baby? What are the health effects on the child going to be?
My thoughts exactly. Im pretty sure too much test will have an adverse effect during pregnancy? Im suprised a doctor didnt say anything. Her wife is a lesbo...as is she...which they probably have a counterargument for...YIKES!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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didn't arnold schwasghslajg have a movie about being a pregnant male? lol anyway...

It's sad seeing this stuff. What a milestone... for cultural deterioration. And the fact that it made the yahoo front page today, because I'm sure there is no other important news happening :down:
 

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They were talking about this on morning radio (97.9 WLUP in Chicago), and it was pretty funny. Ridiculous...
 

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Imagine the future life of that baby. Imagine how badly he/she is going to be teased at school. I can't wait until Conan and Kimmel have a field day with this story.

Another reason why Oprah Winfrey is possibly the most overrated TV personality in history.
 

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science at its worst?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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