"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Saw something disturbing on tv

DJDamage

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I was at my gym today and one of the moniters showed the tv show Oprah and since it didn't have a sound I didn't know what the hell I was watching or what was going on but it looked wierd. As I came home, I looked at the website and found the story:

http://www2.oprah.com/tows/slide/200804/20080403/slide_20080403_350_101.jhtml?promocode=HP22

Ok basically this is a story of some lesbian name Tracy that decided to become a "transgender male" (which is not a real thing but a made up term, you can surgically remove your breasts, surgically add a d1ck in there and be injected with as much testostorne as you want but YOU AREN'T BIOLOGICALLY A MALE). What you are is basically a woman with mutilated body parts that injects herself with testostorne and grows some hair.

Now here comes the fvcked up part (if you thought before was pretty normal:crackup:). This mutilated woman who now calls herself Thomas and is married to another woman and because she is recognised by the state as a man they are considered a heterosexual couple ( which in actuality it is a lesbian couple with one of them being a real natual woman and the other being a mutilated woman with alot of hair) and they have decided to have a baby. Now you are thinking that the feminine woman (and I use the term loosley) is going to have the baby but you are wrong! it is the mutilated masculine woman with hair and injection of testestrone that is getting pregnant.


Thomas says the desire to have children doesn't make him feel like less of a man. "I have a very stable male gender identity. I see pregnancy as a process, and it doesn't define who I am. It's not a male or female desire to want to have a child…it's a human desire," he says. "I'm a person, and I have the right to have my own biological child."
Now as you see this mutilated woman who thinks she is a man now thinks its a big deal that she is going to have a child as if it was a real natural man that is having a child (which is physically and biologically impossible and its not big deal that she is doing it because after all she may not be physically in apperance a woman but biologically still is a woman with functioning uterus and ovaries).

Now the whole cast of Oprah and those stuck in the Matrix are hailing Thomas as a real man that is carrying a baby and that is pretty fvcked up way of looking at it. This is part of the third wave of feminism agenda that is set out to disort sexual identity and apparently its working. Is it any wonder why kids are so confused these days?!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Is anyone else reminded of the South Park episode with the man who wanted to be a dolphin (and for which there are no bathrooms for dolphins)? At any rate, there is, of course, no such thing as transgender—there are only two genders, not fifteen—and it irritates me to no end whenever the press flips gender references, e.g. referring a real she as a "he."
 

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If the woman has become a man and has a d!ck in place, how the hell will the baby come out? C-section?
 

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djtdot said:
If the woman has become a man and has a d!ck in place, how the hell will the baby come out? C-section?
Actually this one doesn't have a d1ck, but after taking all that testostorne, her cl1t grow to 4 inches long and she uses that for intercourse.

That is like the twilight zone.....
 

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DJDamage said:
Actually this one doesn't have a d1ck, but after taking all that testostorne, her cl1t grow to 4 inches long and she uses that for intercourse.

That is like the twilight zone.....
thats a fvcken awesome visual!

:cry: :cuss: :down:

comic_relief
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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The name for this operation is an "addadictome".
 

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DJDamage said:
Actually this one doesn't have a d1ck, but after taking all that testostorne, her cl1t grow to 4 inches long and she uses that for intercourse.

That is like the twilight zone.....
This is like ever guy's worst fear coming true, going down on chick and discovering a 4 inch ****.

I wonder if **** size/length is directly related to the amount of testosterone a female has.
 

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Trinitron said:
Wtf?

How is something with near male testosterone levels going to have a baby? What are the health effects on the child going to be?

Oh not to worry he will be a pefrectly healthy and mentally balanced kid. After all his mother is his father and his grandmother committed suicide due to depression so there is nothing to worry about.......

worst case scenerio a retard serial killer.
 

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Trinitron said:
Wtf?

How is something with near male testosterone levels going to have a baby? What are the health effects on the child going to be?
My thoughts exactly. Im pretty sure too much test will have an adverse effect during pregnancy? Im suprised a doctor didnt say anything. Her wife is a lesbo...as is she...which they probably have a counterargument for...YIKES!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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didn't arnold schwasghslajg have a movie about being a pregnant male? lol anyway...

It's sad seeing this stuff. What a milestone... for cultural deterioration. And the fact that it made the yahoo front page today, because I'm sure there is no other important news happening :down:
 

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They were talking about this on morning radio (97.9 WLUP in Chicago), and it was pretty funny. Ridiculous...
 

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Imagine the future life of that baby. Imagine how badly he/she is going to be teased at school. I can't wait until Conan and Kimmel have a field day with this story.

Another reason why Oprah Winfrey is possibly the most overrated TV personality in history.
 

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science at its worst?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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