shydude
Master Don Juan
And if u disagree what i wrote.Then play games with her.. Until she dumps u for erasing her game from her memory card..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Saw A Hot Girl Today At The Comic Store!!!
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
OMG is all I have to say...wow man...stop with these games? loldreamx said:Well thanks to you guys,or the day I ****en stood up formyself against that ****en bully.Well today at school,he doesnot bother me anymore.But anyways when I went to the comic store today,which is my favorite place.I saw these hot girl,it was heaven seriously she knows all the cheat codes for star trek and warcraft which is soo freaken cool!!! We are very similar,she also likes my starwars T-shirt,so anyways we had a discussion about the old good spiderman comic,videogames and the new lord of the rings movie and starwars.But the problem is she said inorder for me to get with,she says I have be the warcraft champion so which means I have To be beat TheMaster,thats his nickname
Update
Well for the last two days I been working on becoming the best gamer and getting the girl.But I decided I don't wanna face Henry aka TheMaster.So I decided to ask the girl out,and she said no,lets just be friends and we can play warcraft sometime together.So dude she pretty much hurt my feelings, I mean I almost cried(but I didn't want her to see me be in tears).Dude these freaken sucks,she was the perfect girl for me,I seriously wanted to marry her,I knew she was the one.So what do you guys think should I next her,or trying to face TheMaster?
Well for the last two days I been working on becoming the best gamer and getting the girl.But I decided I don't wanna face Henry aka TheMaster.So I decided to ask the girl out,and she said no,lets just be friends and we can play warcraft sometime together.So dude she pretty much hurt my feelings, I mean I almost cried(but I didn't want her to see me be in tears).Dude these freaken sucks,she was the perfect girl for me,I seriously wanted to marry her,I knew she was the one.So what do you guys think should I next her,or trying to face TheMaster?
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
Dude...dreamx said:
Wow. Man, you've got a long way to go. In all seriousness... She's pretty obviously playing with you. There is no chance in hell that a woman would use winning a game of Warcraft 3 as a challenge to win her over... That is total crap. I've never heard something so retarded in my life.
Also, what the hell are you doing trying to impress her? You're the guy, meaning you should be in control of the situation. I can scarcely imagine how much you must have sucked up to her already... Dear GOD man!!! The second you show any weakness, any weakness at all, you've dropped right out of her mind!
Dude... Next her. This is by far the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of. She's totally leading you on, just for the fun of it. I'll say it again... NEXT!!!
coolguy676767
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You guys are hilarious, you should all have cought on by now. I mean look at his post, it would be different if he didnt like 3 or 4 characteristics of an AFC. But he is the epitome textbook definition of it in his description of the event. So that means he has not read even one thing on the site, and even if this was all true do you really think he would admit to almost crying.
Then he goes and uses a term like "Next" showing he as read at least a fair share of posts and Bible information to know what that means. So how would someone break every single DJ rule in textbook fashion, then purposely continue to post to humiliate himself and then use a term like "NEXT" that shows at least a the beginnings of a RAFC.
Then he goes and uses a term like "Next" showing he as read at least a fair share of posts and Bible information to know what that means. So how would someone break every single DJ rule in textbook fashion, then purposely continue to post to humiliate himself and then use a term like "NEXT" that shows at least a the beginnings of a RAFC.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
errr,u guys right espically you mr rogers,she is using.These sucks,she was hot, I have to NEXT her, and move on.Its gonna be hard,not to think about her,but as what you said I'm a Man and I have to take it like a man,dude rejection sucks.But ooh well,do you any of you guys know any other good places to meet girls,besides the comic store?
ORTIZ SANCHEZ
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if she said lets just be friends ..........what could work for getting her to regret rejecting you is like walking in front of her with another girl she dosent even have to be hot and act like you guys are having fun like your a couple and maybe with a different girl cuz girls notice you more when you with a girl and shell be thinking about you "girls seem to like hanging out with him" shell think and then just say hi or whats up to her (its best when shes by her self) but dont stop to conversate with her just to let her know youre not mad about her rejecting you..........
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
This is funnier than taking a good beer piss and having a dog lick it, then start lickin this guy's face earlier today! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Do you use the Starship Enterprise for sexual intercourse? You're about to bust a nut and you say "ENTERING WARP ZONE 4" AHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
This is funnier than taking a good beer piss and having a dog lick it, then start lickin this guy's face earlier today! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Do you use the Starship Enterprise for sexual intercourse? You're about to bust a nut and you say "ENTERING WARP ZONE 4" AHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
tigre
Don Juan
no wonder you were being bullied, I hope the bully starts ****ing with you again just for being such a nerd fag.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
first off
1. DONT BE A LOSER get some hobbies other than playing video games, reading comics, beating meat and wondering what its like to have a life. start working out, join a sport, buy a guitar, learn to paint hell anything is better than the stereotype nerd **** you do. no insult, i'm just honest.
2. READ THE BIBLE no no not the one about god smiting us all and ****, the one that actually will help you. the dj bible. scroll down. lil further. there you go. i know it looks insignificant there and we used to have a big nice looking link for it, but its the same bible that we all know and love. read it. all of it. well some you can skip but anything by pook you BETTER read. and the rest of it too of course. cause i know you have the spare time.
3. LOSE THE NERD LOOK american eagle, abercrombie, hollister, aeropostale (if ur a broke motherfvcker). spend some cash on clothes...a few t's, a few collared, avoid the button down all the way ones unless they meld to your frame well which they usually wont. two pairs of jeans that are BOOT CUT, not some faggy looking jeans where the ass hangs way out and the legs are crappy. i usually get my jeans from american eag, logo shirts from hollister or abercrombie (the two more expensive ones...displaying your brand in big letters is a status symbol) and cheap ol aeropostale for some stuff like polos and jackets etc...things that dont scream out the crappy brand. get some nice shoes and some cheaper shoes, the cheaper ones wear most everyday and the nice ones are for the once or twice a week wear. a bottle of cologne...god knows theres enough threads on that. got acne? buy some oxy pads and some Benzoyal Peroxide aka BP 10% cream. morning and evening, wipe the skin well with pads and apply bp cream to area. if u use it on ur back too, be careful cause it can bleach shirts. i've had to retire many a shirt to bleach back. get a nice haircut, something conservative but stylish. get a hat, something i wanna do, that can become your trademark.
go read the bible yah bum. you dont need this *****.
1. DONT BE A LOSER get some hobbies other than playing video games, reading comics, beating meat and wondering what its like to have a life. start working out, join a sport, buy a guitar, learn to paint hell anything is better than the stereotype nerd **** you do. no insult, i'm just honest.
2. READ THE BIBLE no no not the one about god smiting us all and ****, the one that actually will help you. the dj bible. scroll down. lil further. there you go. i know it looks insignificant there and we used to have a big nice looking link for it, but its the same bible that we all know and love. read it. all of it. well some you can skip but anything by pook you BETTER read. and the rest of it too of course. cause i know you have the spare time.
3. LOSE THE NERD LOOK american eagle, abercrombie, hollister, aeropostale (if ur a broke motherfvcker). spend some cash on clothes...a few t's, a few collared, avoid the button down all the way ones unless they meld to your frame well which they usually wont. two pairs of jeans that are BOOT CUT, not some faggy looking jeans where the ass hangs way out and the legs are crappy. i usually get my jeans from american eag, logo shirts from hollister or abercrombie (the two more expensive ones...displaying your brand in big letters is a status symbol) and cheap ol aeropostale for some stuff like polos and jackets etc...things that dont scream out the crappy brand. get some nice shoes and some cheaper shoes, the cheaper ones wear most everyday and the nice ones are for the once or twice a week wear. a bottle of cologne...god knows theres enough threads on that. got acne? buy some oxy pads and some Benzoyal Peroxide aka BP 10% cream. morning and evening, wipe the skin well with pads and apply bp cream to area. if u use it on ur back too, be careful cause it can bleach shirts. i've had to retire many a shirt to bleach back. get a nice haircut, something conservative but stylish. get a hat, something i wanna do, that can become your trademark.
go read the bible yah bum. you dont need this *****.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
coolguy676767
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dannowillbookem said:
I wear those brands, but where the hell did you get the idea that wearing the logo huge on your chest was going to get you chicks, or friends for that matter. I wear them cause they are nice styles and I buy them at discounts on ebay and stuff. But do you really think chicks care, unless their attention ***** gold-diggers, they dont care what brand as long as the cloths fit well and match well.
I bet your the type to tap an expensive ring on a table or act to good for stuff, becuase you are too good for stuff. Hell I bet you wouldnt buy a shirt if it cost less than 40 bucks even if it had the same logo on it.
I dont know you personally and I am making a few assumptions but I can not stand this attitude some people have about expensive clothes. Amercans are so stupid its amazing. If ebay didnt have those brands of shirts or TJ Maxx didnt I would never buy them becuase I would never pay more than 20-25 bucks on a shirt.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
Heres a tip about fashion....if no one ever compliments you on it, your doing something wrong. When i bought a new suit for school (this is uk here) i must have got over a dozen compliments on it, and a neghit "wow thats a really nice suit, im suprised"
"wow thats a really nice suit, im suprised"shadowfox
Don Juan
LOL! this is one of the funniest things i've read in a long time!
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
im pretty broke, my parents dont buy me much and most my job money goes for guitars and hsit. u can get good am eagle deals and most of my ****s from there, i'm not a big spender but the name brands have powercoolguy676767 said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.