"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Saw A Hot Girl Today At The Comic Store!!!

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Well thanks to you guys,or the day I ****en stood up formyself against that ****en bully.Well today at school,he doesnot bother me anymore.But anyways when I went to the comic store today,which is my favorite place.I saw these hot girl,it was heaven seriously she knows all the cheat codes for star trek and warcraft which is soo freaken cool!!! We are very similar,she also likes my starwars T-shirt,so anyways we had a discussion about the old good spiderman comic,videogames and the new lord of the rings movie and starwars.But the problem is she said inorder for me to get with,she says I have be the warcraft champion so which means I have To be beat TheMaster,thats his nickname;) But his realname is Henry we call him that because he never looses,its he is an angel.So I don't think I can beat him,do you think theres another way I can get the girl?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You're kidding, right?
 
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If I were you, the last thing I would do is (try to) beat 'TheMaster'. Why? She's the one that's supposed to be trying to meet your standards, not the other way around. You're the man here, right? You don't have to prove yourself to her.

Besides I don't think she will refuse if you don't become a warcraft champion. (If she does, she has messed up priorities). This seems like a good place where you can tease her, DJ style. I don't have any good ideas at the moment, but I'm sure someone else here has some great ideas. Maybe you can rag on her for having messed up priorites (yeah, I know I just said that).

As for your bully situation, give yourself a pat on the back for standing up. Most people don't have the guts to do that and they end up being bullied for the rest of their lives.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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it's so simple dude. beat warcraft master, be warcraft champion, get girl.


HAHAHAHAHA
 
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but how can I beat him,he is like A GOD,i'm not joking eveyone in the store knows he never looses.I can't beat him,he knows all the cheat codes,dude is there another way to get the girl,I know I'm a MAN but I just don't know anyother way to get these freaken hot girl!!
 
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these isn't a joke guys,I'm seriously about these,these girl is the one she is going to be my wife,but I have to find another way to get her.
 
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Did anybody read what I wrote? You don't have to prove yourself to her by beating someone in warcraft! (if you really want to beat this master ba$tard, just cheat as well. I'm sure you can find the cheat codes on the net.)

There's also one more way you can get the girl. Attract Her.

EDIT: Don't get ahead of yourself, buster. You see a girl once and you think she's 'The One'. You're going to get oneitis, if you didn't do so already.
 
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Dude....stop hanging out at the comic store battling people with your deck.

Get some better hobbies and then you shall get a girl.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dreamx said:
these isn't a joke guys,I'm seriously about these,these girl is the one she is going to be my wife,but I have to find another way to get her.
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just find a way to be warcraft master. do whatever it takes. she will be so turned on shell **** you right there on the spot, and you two will get married and live happily everafter.
 
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DreamX,

I just wanted you to know that I'm trying very, VERY hard not to laugh right now.
 
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Cubed,dude I read what you said I agree with you.But it seems diffucult,she is just soooooo freaken hot.And Luke yes I played,dungeon&dragons never liked it that much.But anyways Potbelly why would you tell me to stop hanging out at the comic?whats wrong with that place?I think its fun,anways if any of you guys have more tips on,please post them.
 
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dude applaya,why are u insulting me,I just came here for advice,I really do want these girl for me and her to live happily everafter.Do you guys think buying her dinner buying her some of the comics and clothes is a good way to win her?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dude,vegasguy56 these isn't a ****en joke! I actually want these girl,and I'm here to get advice from the DJs.If you aren't trying to help,then please don't post anything!
 
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Dont jump on the marriage wagon just yet. Im an AFC, and I will admit that but I almost got myself engaged one time and it would have been not only stupid but have a very unhappy ending
 
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WDF is going on??????????????

:nono: OMG dude.. Well As far as i see, u sound like u r about 7-12 years old !! comen, WHAT R U THINKING, She is most likely using u so u can beat the game for her.. And she probably some nerd too.. I mean u should say something "Ohh babe, i am not good at games, but i definatelly can play some star wars with u in bed" Dont embarase urself, and next time go to a porno shop, there u will meet a girl that will at least sleep with u....:moon:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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