"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Saw A Hot Girl Today At The Comic Store!!!

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Well thanks to you guys,or the day I ****en stood up formyself against that ****en bully.Well today at school,he doesnot bother me anymore.But anyways when I went to the comic store today,which is my favorite place.I saw these hot girl,it was heaven seriously she knows all the cheat codes for star trek and warcraft which is soo freaken cool!!! We are very similar,she also likes my starwars T-shirt,so anyways we had a discussion about the old good spiderman comic,videogames and the new lord of the rings movie and starwars.But the problem is she said inorder for me to get with,she says I have be the warcraft champion so which means I have To be beat TheMaster,thats his nickname;) But his realname is Henry we call him that because he never looses,its he is an angel.So I don't think I can beat him,do you think theres another way I can get the girl?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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You're kidding, right?
 
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If I were you, the last thing I would do is (try to) beat 'TheMaster'. Why? She's the one that's supposed to be trying to meet your standards, not the other way around. You're the man here, right? You don't have to prove yourself to her.

Besides I don't think she will refuse if you don't become a warcraft champion. (If she does, she has messed up priorities). This seems like a good place where you can tease her, DJ style. I don't have any good ideas at the moment, but I'm sure someone else here has some great ideas. Maybe you can rag on her for having messed up priorites (yeah, I know I just said that).

As for your bully situation, give yourself a pat on the back for standing up. Most people don't have the guts to do that and they end up being bullied for the rest of their lives.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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it's so simple dude. beat warcraft master, be warcraft champion, get girl.


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but how can I beat him,he is like A GOD,i'm not joking eveyone in the store knows he never looses.I can't beat him,he knows all the cheat codes,dude is there another way to get the girl,I know I'm a MAN but I just don't know anyother way to get these freaken hot girl!!
 
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these isn't a joke guys,I'm seriously about these,these girl is the one she is going to be my wife,but I have to find another way to get her.
 
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Did anybody read what I wrote? You don't have to prove yourself to her by beating someone in warcraft! (if you really want to beat this master ba$tard, just cheat as well. I'm sure you can find the cheat codes on the net.)

There's also one more way you can get the girl. Attract Her.

EDIT: Don't get ahead of yourself, buster. You see a girl once and you think she's 'The One'. You're going to get oneitis, if you didn't do so already.
 
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Dude....stop hanging out at the comic store battling people with your deck.

Get some better hobbies and then you shall get a girl.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dreamx said:
these isn't a joke guys,I'm seriously about these,these girl is the one she is going to be my wife,but I have to find another way to get her.
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just find a way to be warcraft master. do whatever it takes. she will be so turned on shell **** you right there on the spot, and you two will get married and live happily everafter.
 
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DreamX,

I just wanted you to know that I'm trying very, VERY hard not to laugh right now.
 
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Cubed,dude I read what you said I agree with you.But it seems diffucult,she is just soooooo freaken hot.And Luke yes I played,dungeon&dragons never liked it that much.But anyways Potbelly why would you tell me to stop hanging out at the comic?whats wrong with that place?I think its fun,anways if any of you guys have more tips on,please post them.
 
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dude applaya,why are u insulting me,I just came here for advice,I really do want these girl for me and her to live happily everafter.Do you guys think buying her dinner buying her some of the comics and clothes is a good way to win her?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dude,vegasguy56 these isn't a ****en joke! I actually want these girl,and I'm here to get advice from the DJs.If you aren't trying to help,then please don't post anything!
 
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Dont jump on the marriage wagon just yet. Im an AFC, and I will admit that but I almost got myself engaged one time and it would have been not only stupid but have a very unhappy ending
 
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WDF is going on??????????????

:nono: OMG dude.. Well As far as i see, u sound like u r about 7-12 years old !! comen, WHAT R U THINKING, She is most likely using u so u can beat the game for her.. And she probably some nerd too.. I mean u should say something "Ohh babe, i am not good at games, but i definatelly can play some star wars with u in bed" Dont embarase urself, and next time go to a porno shop, there u will meet a girl that will at least sleep with u....:moon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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