"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Satanists might defeat Texas abortion law

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So the pro-abortionists are on the side of Satan? Who would have thought?
 

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I recently saw a video where there were what looked like some Franciscan monks protesting in front of an abortion clinic.
There was a group there to counter protest, and there was a young girl there leading a chant "Abort it! Abort it!".
I swear the look in her eyes was pure evil, she looked like she was possessed or something.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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On a side note, I remember picking up on a Satanic chick - and yes, I did not take that any further. :eek: :eek: :eek:
She probably would have been fun in bed. Although I was once with a girl that put on heavy metal music when we were just about to do the devil's work and it killed my erection.
 

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There is no such thing as “pro-abortion.”
Well, these people were chanting "Abort it! Abort it!" and seemed pretty happy about it. If that's not pro-abortion, it's getting pretty close.
 

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Well, these people were chanting "Abort it! Abort it!" and seemed pretty happy about it. If that's not pro-abortion, it's getting pretty close.
The “two sides” in the abortion debate are personal choice “pro-choice” vs. no abortion “pro-life.”
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That’s like saying because I vote no on teacher pay raises that I must hate children. Don’t you ever gaslight me again. If you are going to be feminine, direct to these other guys.

Children have a natural immunity to covid. Why don’t you?

Ignored button. There. Now I don’t have to read your “opinion”.
The article states Texas leads the nation in child covid deaths. Wasn’t “Let it spread, let’s get it over with” your opinion? As far as being feminine: Okay, pick up your ball and leave. Are you that sensitive?
 
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