"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Satanists might defeat Texas abortion law

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So the pro-abortionists are on the side of Satan? Who would have thought?
 

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I recently saw a video where there were what looked like some Franciscan monks protesting in front of an abortion clinic.
There was a group there to counter protest, and there was a young girl there leading a chant "Abort it! Abort it!".
I swear the look in her eyes was pure evil, she looked like she was possessed or something.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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On a side note, I remember picking up on a Satanic chick - and yes, I did not take that any further. :eek: :eek: :eek:
She probably would have been fun in bed. Although I was once with a girl that put on heavy metal music when we were just about to do the devil's work and it killed my erection.
 

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There is no such thing as “pro-abortion.”
Well, these people were chanting "Abort it! Abort it!" and seemed pretty happy about it. If that's not pro-abortion, it's getting pretty close.
 

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Well, these people were chanting "Abort it! Abort it!" and seemed pretty happy about it. If that's not pro-abortion, it's getting pretty close.
The “two sides” in the abortion debate are personal choice “pro-choice” vs. no abortion “pro-life.”
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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That’s like saying because I vote no on teacher pay raises that I must hate children. Don’t you ever gaslight me again. If you are going to be feminine, direct to these other guys.

Children have a natural immunity to covid. Why don’t you?

Ignored button. There. Now I don’t have to read your “opinion”.
The article states Texas leads the nation in child covid deaths. Wasn’t “Let it spread, let’s get it over with” your opinion? As far as being feminine: Okay, pick up your ball and leave. Are you that sensitive?
 
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