Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Sarcasm from chicks

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I seem to look at this as a good thing. I.E, there is this cute 7 at work whom I am getting a good vibe from.

She has said stuff when I see her like, "oh, I feel much better now that I see you and tonight she said...Oh, my heart is beating faster now that I see you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by mahon83050
I seem to look at this as a good thing. I.E, there is this cute 7 at work whom I am getting a good vibe from.

She has said stuff when I see her like, "oh, I feel much better now that I see you and tonight she said...Oh, my heart is beating faster now that I see you.
i dont see the sarcasm, thats an afc girl trying to hit on u.
 

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i love sarcasim in chicks.. its a big turn on in fact i look for that in a girl.

if i say "damn your looking kinda ****ty tonight"

and she says

"oh you mean like you do every night"

with a smile.. that's a huge turn on although what was said to you.. that's not sarcasim lol
 

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Dude, sarcasm ROCKS.

It's like FREE C&F MATERIAL. Let me repeat that again..

FREE ****ING C&F MATERIAL.
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examples for those on the short bus:

her: yeha...I'll bet you're hot
me: ::grabs her finger, licks it, put it on my skin, and makes sizzling sound::

her: uh huh....i'll bet those girls are waiting outside your room right now
me: yeah, which kinda makes you think...shouldn't you be there too. nvm brb I got uh "homewokr" to do
her: whatever
me: I gotta get started now, it's gonna be an allnighter

her: good going genius
me: no I insist, you're way smarter
her: I know I am
me: yeah I knew it. This whole dumbass act of yours was a cover up.

the last one was kinda an insult, but I put it in for those bitter DJs in training. HUzZAH!
 

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sarcasm is the fish on the table

shiny and attractive at first

starts to really stink after 5 days


sarcasm is a very negative emotional trait. i've never met a sarcastic person who can maintian a relationship. the negative vibe chases people away
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Re: Re: Sarcasm from chicks

You beginners misread what he is saying.
A BIT of sarcasm IS teasing, do it back and forth, get some kino in as well.

People who are sarcastic all the time are avoided.


Originally posted by huge_guy_pimpin
i dont see the sarcasm, thats an afc girl trying to hit on u.
Tone of voice, and delivery with body language.
 
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