"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Same day lay (first time ever)

New2SoSuave

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I'm in my mid-40s and particularly not good with women. However, I had "same day lay" with a 20-year-old girl (who supposedly models) last weekend.

I met her while I was walking to a grocery store, wearing shorts, flip-flops and a t-shirt. Started chatting with her, got coffee right away, then went too the riverside, played some air hockey; hung out in a hammock. I invited her to the hotel, picked up condoms along the way at a CVS. Stayed in and had room service dinner and made love. I had work the next am so had breakfast at 10:00 AM and let her go.

She had recently broken with her boyfriend and was in heat and probably talking to multiple guys. When I texted her midweek, she addressed me by some other name and didn't respond to a follow-up date.

Sometimes, stuff happens.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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marmel75

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Made love? You should have fvcked her hard and rough...nice job on the same day lay tho
 

MrJack

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I'm in my mid-40s and particularly not good with women. However, I had "same day lay" with a 20-year-old girl (who supposedly models) last weekend.

I met her while I was walking to a grocery store, wearing shorts, flip-flops and a t-shirt. Started chatting with her, got coffee right away, then went too the riverside, played some air hockey; hung out in a hammock. I invited her to the hotel, picked up condoms along the way at a CVS. Stayed in and had room service dinner and made love. I had work the next am so had breakfast at 10:00 AM and let her go.

She had recently broken with her boyfriend and was in heat and probably talking to multiple guys. When I texted her midweek, she addressed me by some other name and didn't respond to a follow-up date.

Sometimes, stuff happens.
Jesus, the age difference haha. Good fvcking job.
 
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