"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Sale of Fruit and Vegetable Seeds Being Banned

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It is just a poor policy decision by a few stores.

Some seed companies are behind on orders due to a lot of new demand. I order from Morgan County Seed. They are only about a week behind filling orders, which is normal for them. I would tell you to order there, but who knows what shipping to Canada is like at the moment. It is screwy under normal circumstances.

For anyone in the us, these people have the lowest prices on seed I have found anywhere
 

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As Rahm Emanuel once said "never let an emergency go to waste". The government loves to turn people into slaves through dependency. The more this China virus bullshiit keeps going on the better we can see what their intentions are and they are not good.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yep, bury in dirt and soak with enough water and any virus disappears …
Lmao
Good one... If you grew it and tended to it, then no one was in the area to infect them after they grew. Totally grown and handled by you.
 

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Good one... If you grew it and tended to it, then no one was in the area to infect them after they grew. Totally grown and handled by you.
Yes, and odds are any seeds that are available now were packaged by non infected people before the Covid outbreaks …
The seeds have a longer shelf life than you would think.
Any fully grown veggies only have to be washed with an antibacterial soap before consumption.
 

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Thought it doesn't live outside human body long at all? 24-72 hr?
Buy some recently packed seeds done by a tested positive person and let us know. I don’t know…
My point was Covid doesn’t matter at all when it concerns seeds…
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Buy some recently packed seeds done by a tested positive person and let us know. I don’t know…
My point was Covid doesn’t matter at all when it concerns seeds…
It can be anything recently handled ,even if it was mailed to you. A box. A food item picked up at grocery. Something you stepped on or touched if you went outside.

If anyone wanted to be safest they would disinfect the said item, and also disinfect their hands after handling.
 

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It can be anything recently handled ,even if it was mailed to you. A box. A food item picked up at grocery. Something you stepped on or touched if you went outside.

If anyone wanted to be safest they would disinfect the said item, and also disinfect their hands after handling.
Yes, a common sense logical approach comes in really handy when the current circumstances get down to a ill, really ill, life or possibly death outcome…
Proper disinfectant procedures for incoming goods applies to a positive desired reality …
It’s not as bad as previous 2M US death faulty collegiate modeling predictions, but intelligent caution is the word of the day now that we have actual facts in hand…
 

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Yes, a common sense logical approach comes in really handy when the current circumstances get down to a ill, really ill, life or possibly death outcome…
Proper disinfectant procedures for incoming goods applies to a positive desired reality …
It’s not as bad as previous 2M US death faulty collegiate modeling predictions, but intelligent caution is the word of the day now that we have actual facts in hand…
Spray bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide others are using Rubbing Alcohol. They are spraying before the stuff leaves the baskets at the grocery stores. For the disinfectant procedure it best to let the item stay moist for 10-20 minutes.

I think we can get a few processes together for the guys to make it a lot safer for us. Shoes obviously should come off at front door. Some are spraying soles and outers with the peroxide or rubbing alcohol after being outside.
 

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As Rahm Emanuel once said "never let an emergency go to waste". The government loves to turn people into slaves through dependency. The more this China virus bullshiit keeps going on the better we can see what their intentions are and they are not good.
You have to wonder what the underlying reason for this really is. I will be curious to see if the government messes with hunting laws this year. If they do, then we know something screwball is going on.
 

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You have to wonder what the underlying reason for this really is. I will be curious to see if the government messes with hunting laws this year. If they do, then we know something screwball is going on.
There are so many deer downstate where I live that I come close to hitting one on a daily basis. The best thing the state could do is make this year open season and let hunters take as many as they want. Deer were intentionally introduced back into the ecosystem after their predators had been removed in the 1960s. It was an experiment to draw hunters. They are so overpopulated now that it is about impossible to have a garden without a fence. I just dropped a couple hundred bucks on electric fence supplies. I am looking forward to setting it up, complete with peanut butter bait strips as a special gift for the deer.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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