"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
interesting
thanks for the post.
comic_relief
thanks for the post.
comic_relief
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Mike Bibby just got traded! 
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
i am me said:
Well the Maloof brothers I think are just trying to start over. They unloaded our most expensive player and picked up 4 guys for less money, three of which have expiring contracts at the end of the season. We're not making the playoffs, I'm guessing they're just trying to free up some cap space to sign some big free agents in the offseason. I think they're basically just gonna try and start from scratch. Eh, smart move in my opinion. I love Mike Bibby, but I think it was time to figure out a new strategy. We got some young up and coming guys in Ben Udrihu? and John Salmons to replace Bibby anyways.
u guys got young talent...but not so much that it scares anyone else in the league. i would think that u coulda got rid of mike bibby for at least one quality or potentially quality guy but iono...nbas been goin about in mysterious ways...
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
^ One of the most underrated players in the league for a lot of years. There should be a criminal investigation as to why he never made an all star game...but other than that, I think it was a wise move by the Kings. It just wasn't working...time to start over.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.