"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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*******s without condoms..how dangerous is it?

nightcrawler

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The time has come for me to become a man.... (actually that time came about 4 years ago but I was scared of sex...for 4 years straight until now)

anyways I don't like the idea of wearing a condom while getting blown, however the quality of girls I get these days went from cute good girls with good intentions to crack *****s...I guess I haven't aged well :(

I'm a dog in heat, and beggars can't be choosers. It's either these crack *****s or prostitutes. I somehow feel safer with the crack *****s. I also feel the pressure because I'm too old to be a virgin.

Can I catch an std if I get blown while getting blown?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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penkitten

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yes, you can catch stds if you get a blow job.
what do you think the difference between a crack ho and a prostitute is? just some are crack heads?

please go to afraidtoask.com and look up stuff on stds.
 

nightcrawler

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penkitten said:
yes, you can catch stds if you get a blow job.
what do you think the difference between a crack ho and a prostitute is? just some are crack heads?

please go to afraidtoask.com and look up stuff on stds.
yeah crack heads...I figure it'll be easy to get in bed with them. They are not prostitutes, but rather junkies.

But the idea of getting a ******* with a condom seems too weird for me:whistle:
 

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getting a bj with a condom on is the stupidest idea ever, there is no point to it

as most of the feeling and enjoyment is gone
 

wheelin&dealin

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muhuwahaha said:
The time has come for me to become a man.... (actually that time came about 4 years ago but I was scared of sex...for 4 years straight until now)

anyways I don't like the idea of wearing a condom while getting blown, however the quality of girls I get these days went from cute good girls with good intentions to crack *****s...I guess I haven't aged well :(

I'm a dog in heat, and beggars can't be choosers. It's either these crack *****s or prostitutes. I somehow feel safer with the crack *****s. I also feel the pressure because I'm too old to be a virgin.

Can I catch an std if I get blown while getting blown?
I like your honesty.

You won't get an std from being blown. If you nail a crack ***** without a dome you might. Chances are all you'll need is a week of pills from the std doctor to cure it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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