"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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*******s without condoms..how dangerous is it?

nightcrawler

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The time has come for me to become a man.... (actually that time came about 4 years ago but I was scared of sex...for 4 years straight until now)

anyways I don't like the idea of wearing a condom while getting blown, however the quality of girls I get these days went from cute good girls with good intentions to crack *****s...I guess I haven't aged well :(

I'm a dog in heat, and beggars can't be choosers. It's either these crack *****s or prostitutes. I somehow feel safer with the crack *****s. I also feel the pressure because I'm too old to be a virgin.

Can I catch an std if I get blown while getting blown?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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penkitten

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yes, you can catch stds if you get a blow job.
what do you think the difference between a crack ho and a prostitute is? just some are crack heads?

please go to afraidtoask.com and look up stuff on stds.
 

nightcrawler

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penkitten said:
yes, you can catch stds if you get a blow job.
what do you think the difference between a crack ho and a prostitute is? just some are crack heads?

please go to afraidtoask.com and look up stuff on stds.
yeah crack heads...I figure it'll be easy to get in bed with them. They are not prostitutes, but rather junkies.

But the idea of getting a ******* with a condom seems too weird for me:whistle:
 

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getting a bj with a condom on is the stupidest idea ever, there is no point to it

as most of the feeling and enjoyment is gone
 

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muhuwahaha said:
The time has come for me to become a man.... (actually that time came about 4 years ago but I was scared of sex...for 4 years straight until now)

anyways I don't like the idea of wearing a condom while getting blown, however the quality of girls I get these days went from cute good girls with good intentions to crack *****s...I guess I haven't aged well :(

I'm a dog in heat, and beggars can't be choosers. It's either these crack *****s or prostitutes. I somehow feel safer with the crack *****s. I also feel the pressure because I'm too old to be a virgin.

Can I catch an std if I get blown while getting blown?
I like your honesty.

You won't get an std from being blown. If you nail a crack ***** without a dome you might. Chances are all you'll need is a week of pills from the std doctor to cure it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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