"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Running a red light

The Sperminator

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Can you take traffic school if you ran a red light. I was making a right turn and it was a red light I slowed down but did not stop fully. A cop pulled me over and she was a total power tripping *****. I hate female cops. Anyways can I take traffic school to erase my point?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Well I deserve the ticket bc you are suppose to come to a full stop but nobody was anywhere near the intersection, I just didn't like the atitude of the cop. She was acting rude and was totally power tripping. Give a female some power and they totally over do it. Ok I know your a cop and you have more power than me, alright get over yourself. I just don't want any points plus I don't want my insurance to go up. I'm just going to take traffice school couldn't be that bad.
 

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90% of cops are *ssholes.

you give some monkey a blue shirt, badge and gun and he thinks he's god.

cops ticket you for a rolling stop, but you ever watch a cop cruiser, they do rolling stops all the time.

what its ok for them to break the law but not ok for us?

10% of cops are awesome and thank god we have them. but the other 90% are worse than the criminals if you ask me.
 

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joekerr31 said:
10% of cops are awesome and thank god we have them. but the other 90% are worse than the criminals if you ask me.
Very true.

I always see them going way past the speed limit on surface streets and on the freeways too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah it's true pretty much all cops are *******s. Seriously though I see cops do rolling stops all the time. I mean if they can do so should I. I mean I usually do stop if it has cars in the intersection but if it's like completely empty why do it, it's a waste of time. Slowing down should be good enough.
 

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You always need to stay alert at stop signs and red lights, in case there is a patrol car nearby
 

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The Sperminator said:
Yeah it's true pretty much all cops are *******s. Seriously though I see cops do rolling stops all the time. I mean if they can do so should I.
Perhaps the cops you saw were doing what we pay them to do, fight crime and 'get the bad guys'. If that includes a couple of rolling stops to roll up on some burglars, or stop a robbery in progress, it comes with the territory.

When cops do their jobs well, nobody notices. That's the beauty of the job.
 

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You could have tried a line on her, maybe something like "You know, a lot of my favorite movies start this way."

Just an idea. :)
 
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