"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Running a red light

The Sperminator

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Can you take traffic school if you ran a red light. I was making a right turn and it was a red light I slowed down but did not stop fully. A cop pulled me over and she was a total power tripping *****. I hate female cops. Anyways can I take traffic school to erase my point?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Well I deserve the ticket bc you are suppose to come to a full stop but nobody was anywhere near the intersection, I just didn't like the atitude of the cop. She was acting rude and was totally power tripping. Give a female some power and they totally over do it. Ok I know your a cop and you have more power than me, alright get over yourself. I just don't want any points plus I don't want my insurance to go up. I'm just going to take traffice school couldn't be that bad.
 

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90% of cops are *ssholes.

you give some monkey a blue shirt, badge and gun and he thinks he's god.

cops ticket you for a rolling stop, but you ever watch a cop cruiser, they do rolling stops all the time.

what its ok for them to break the law but not ok for us?

10% of cops are awesome and thank god we have them. but the other 90% are worse than the criminals if you ask me.
 

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joekerr31 said:
10% of cops are awesome and thank god we have them. but the other 90% are worse than the criminals if you ask me.
Very true.

I always see them going way past the speed limit on surface streets and on the freeways too.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yeah it's true pretty much all cops are *******s. Seriously though I see cops do rolling stops all the time. I mean if they can do so should I. I mean I usually do stop if it has cars in the intersection but if it's like completely empty why do it, it's a waste of time. Slowing down should be good enough.
 

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You always need to stay alert at stop signs and red lights, in case there is a patrol car nearby
 

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The Sperminator said:
Yeah it's true pretty much all cops are *******s. Seriously though I see cops do rolling stops all the time. I mean if they can do so should I.
Perhaps the cops you saw were doing what we pay them to do, fight crime and 'get the bad guys'. If that includes a couple of rolling stops to roll up on some burglars, or stop a robbery in progress, it comes with the territory.

When cops do their jobs well, nobody notices. That's the beauty of the job.
 

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You could have tried a line on her, maybe something like "You know, a lot of my favorite movies start this way."

Just an idea. :)
 
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