"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ronaldinho- I don't get it...

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I know this guy is a great soccer player, but he is also one of the ugliest guys I have ever seen. Why would a person who could easily afford to have his face fixed, not do it? His problem could easily be fixed through orthdontics and corrective jaw surgery (cutting of the jaw bone and repositioning them)

I am not just talking about aesthetics here, you are actually at a disadvantage functionally while your teeth and are jaws like that. It is very dangerous to play sports when you have buck teeth.....


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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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He's a star footballer on one of the best teams in the world in a country with some of the most beautiful woman on earth. I'm sure that guy could bang more hotties than anyone in this forum. I doubt his looks are holding him back from much. Apparently it doesn't bother him enough to change it, so let him be.
 
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Skel said:
Maybe he is comfortable with the way he looks?
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Exactly what I was thinking.:rockon:


speakeasy said:
He's a star footballer on one of the best teams in the world in a country with some of the most beautiful woman on earth. I'm sure that guy could bang more hotties than anyone in this forum. I doubt his looks are holding him back from much. Apparently it doesn't bother him enough to change it, so let him be.
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Thats what I think. Maybe hes not the best looking guy ever but who cares? he probably could get more chicks than any of us. :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jesusrules said:
Exactly what I was thinking.:rockon:




Thats what I think. Maybe hes not the best looking guy ever but who cares? he probably could get more chicks than any of us. :)
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I'm not talking just about landing chicks, but for himself. Christ, in these days and ages you can change stuff like that.
 
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mahon83050 said:
I'm not talking just about landing chicks, but for himself. Christ, in these days and ages you can change stuff like that.
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He doesn't care and frankley you shouldn't either. The guy is a Brazilian and as a top soccer player he is practically worshipped there. In Brazil he can go down to the beach drop his pants and say out loud "who wants to suck my d1ck??" he would have a line up of beautiful ladies who would gladley do it.
 
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DJDamage said:
He doesn't care and frankley you shouldn't either. The guy is a Brazilian and as a top soccer player he is practically worshipped there. In Brazil he can go down to the beach drop his pants and say out loud "who wants to suck my d1ck??" he would have a line up of beautiful ladies who would gladley do it.
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:crackup:
 
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I pretty much agree.

As another example, Wayne Rooney is possibly uglier than Ronaldinho (and not as gifted), but the fact that he is one of the world's most talented young strikers and plays for Manchester United means that he doesn't have to look that far for women to sleep with him.
 
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Ben MacDui said:
I pretty much agree.

As another example, Wayne Rooney is possibly uglier than Ronaldinho (and not as gifted), but the fact that he is one of the world's most talented young strikers and plays for Manchester United means that he doesn't have to look that far for women to sleep with him.
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No Way! Wayne Rooney is probably in the average looks range. His ears stick out and he has that unattractive real fair Irish/Scottish skin and his teeth have some gaps. Other than that, he is not a bad looking person at all.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you make me sick. maybe he likes himself and his appearance? who cares what some clown from new jersey thinks, he's a world-class athlete who is obviously enjoying his life, regardless of your shallow and stupid observations.
 
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you make me sick. maybe he likes himself and his appearance? who cares what some clown from new jersey thinks, he's a world-class athlete who is obviously enjoying his life, regardless of your shallow and stupid observations.
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You're probably ugly like him, heh.
 
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Shut the **** up about Ronaldinho. He's one of the greatest football players this decade. Even with all that talent and people who worship him, he still remains as one of the most humble players around, and everybody from teammates, coaches to fans like him.
He said this himself:
"I'm ugly....but I have charm".
And she sure does...
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I don't have anything against the guy, all I said was he is ugly.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't have anything against the guy, all I said was he is ugly.
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let the girls decide since they're the ones who are going to be hitting it....

...unless you...:cheer: :rock: :cheer:
 
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http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/barquisimeto/RonaldinhoBeforeAfter1.jpg

Chicks like a ripped up, musclar body, no?

http://espndeportes.espn.go.com/i/2/pro_ronaldinho.jpg

That pic is not as bad as the one you posted which was rediculous!

When talking on Real Madrid and how they said he was "too ugly" to play for them, he said himself "I might be ugly, but I have charm"! There it is right there, the guy is charismatic and one of the best players to ever walk this planet, the fact that he is confident with his appearance, is absolutely great! He is a true legend of this earth! His attitude, the way he plays beautiful and makes it successful, the way he is comfortable with his image even though people call him ugly. Cant get more of a hero than that for me!

Now you wanna see the mother of his child?

http://esporte.uol.com.br/ultimas/efe/2005/08/24/ult1777u33157.jhtm

Id tap that!
 
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You know what's ugly?





Mahon28473847's personality....
 
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Mahon is just upset because he feels secretly attracted to Ronaldinho and when he is all alone in his nighty and bunny slippers he wonders:

"If only he would fix those teeth..he would be the hunk of my dreams" :cheer:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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