"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rome Total War on a Mac

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SmoothTalker

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You can't just pop the pc version of the cd in a mac and expect it to work.

I think there is some way to emulate a pc on a mac which would allow you to play pc games, but I hate macs with a passion and thus have never taken the time to figure out how. Maybe someone else can help.
 
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Aaaah Total War series rocks! Can't wait for Empires! The other RTS companies should shut their shutters and go home.
 
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sell it and buy a PC is you want to play games

i also hate Macs, why havn't they gone redundant by now?

and the Total War series is very different to other RTS's, there will always be a spot for more diversity, such as Dawn of War and CoH style play, and the traditional recouse gathering CnC and Starcraft style of play
 
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you can dual-boot on a mac. as in you can install windows on it and play your game. they have intel chips now so its the same as running it on a pc.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Mac doesn't have enough memory. The memory is too slow. It needs a videocard. The CPU is slow. And the screen is not 24-bit. Its only 6-bit. Able to display about 200,000-300,000 color. It simulates 24-bit color by the use of patterns which looks like crap.


Get a real computer. Not some glossy, ridiculously overpriced novelty.
 
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