"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HateOnMe

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Wassup djs, Just curious about the people you look up to, people who influenced you to up your game and not just that, but to improve your life also. And Why. Haha im new to these boards, so if i posted on the wrong board already, try to keep the flamin to a minimum.

Peace.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HateOnMe

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Great, my first post and I mess it up already. Damn multi threads
 

S0LID

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David DeAngelo, Jack baur, ryan of the OC.
 

Sugarfoot

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Life influences, specifically in the realm off @ss kicking:

Royce Gracie (originally influenced me back when I was in high school), Bas Rutten, Frank Shamrock, and Randy Couture.

[these guys are/were tremendous mixed martial artists]



TOOTLES™
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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