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[YogurtSlinger]

yeh, i am sure that the origami penis would help

That was the part that was a joke... Don't they teach reading comprehension in school anymore?

I told you that you were too pushy...Same thing as the next guy said, but it just doesn't count when I say it I guess.

 

[Cockynfunny]

Kooooliooo....

It turns out that the girl I have asked out to the ball has got 4 more guys going after her, but to be frank I don't mind it that much since there is a new target!

She's been looking at me during lessons, in the common room, she smiles to me I smile to her, she loves my cnf.

I guess I am reading the IOI correctly.

BUT there is always that but everywhere don't you think?
There is a guy and he is LJBF with her but as a true AFC still is trying his best to get her. He is not your average - average frustrated chump, he cnfs her a lot BUT he seems to be very clingy, you know what I mean?

Here is the problem, I can't get much kino going cause every time I tried to do something he would ****ing appear from nowhere hugging, leaning in to her and trying his best to take her attention away from me or dissolve our connection.

Question.... how do I get rid of that ****er? (to YogurtSlinger, cause he is a joker I WILL NOT WHACK him)

 

[YogurtSlinger]

****yandnotfunny,
I wouldn't recommend whacking him unless you were that gay dude you were sticking up for in the other thread. Maybe you should give him an origami penis.


Okay, I'll give you some real advice so you don't get your panties in a wad again... Maybe if you pay attention to me and take some notes you can quit being the big AFC you are and eventually be a MVG like me. Before you tell me that you aren't an AFC, what have you done that would prove otherwise? That's what I thought...Stop taking advice from all these other virgins on here. That won't get you anywhere other than the store to buy another box of tissues because you have filled up all of yours with semen in the bathroom.


How does she react to his advances? Does she seem annoyed or does she seem to like it? Does she act like it's okay when he's around so she doesn't hurt his feelings? Compare her reaction to him to her reaction to you. Why don't you stop trying to spit game all the time and try being genuine? If you don't think that girls see right through your 5th grade level game, you are sorely mistaken. If you think that she is annoyed by his presence, even a little, and you think you have some sort of connection with her then do this: next time you are talking to her (remember genuine, not game) and d bag comes up to touch her, politely, but sternly and most important confidently, tell him that you and her are having a private convo and you would appreciate it if he would not bother the two of you right now. Chances are that he will be surprised that you are standing up to his antics and won't know what to say. He'll probably be pissed and talk smack to all of his buddies about you, but to your face in that moment, he will be intimidated by your confidence. If she's feeling you AT ALL, she will be impressed by this and you'll be in like Flynn.

Another thing-stop treating every woman like nothing more than a piece of ass. They deserve better than that, you chump. And if you can't do that, then they deserve better than you.


Is that better?

 

[Cockynfunny]

Much better. What does MVG stand for by the way? And as to you saying that I am a massive AFC to some extent YES I AM. If everything was tip top I would not come here.

As to talking game, I think I understand what you mean, I usually get carried away and I realize that I just turn into an ass that takes a piss and doesn't do anything apart from being arrogant.

One more question to you, yogurt, why so negative all the time?

Thanks for advice

 

[YogurtSlinger]

Only MVGs are allowed to know what MVG stands for. I'll let you know when you get there. Let me know how it goes with your pal.

Life is not about getting your game tip top. Until you realize that, you will be a punk. Reread what I said last in my last post. That was dead serious.

One more thing- asses don't piss. That is what your pecker is meant for. I know that is a shocking revelation to you high school kids that think it is there to slap on Friday nights, but it's true.

BTW, learn the difference between negative and realistic. It would serve you well. Like I said, take notes.:moon: