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[Cockynfunny]

Sup, guys, ****y is here. I've been following loads of interesting field reports here and thought that it would be really helpful for me if I also started reporting.

I am a fairly short guy with body language that radiates confidence so I don't mind my height that much... Errrrm I am quite popular at 6th form and people respect me but not as much as I would want them to, I guess some of it is my fault 'cause very often if we get into small arguments I struggle to come up with a valuable come back that would shut 'em up.

I was the typical NICE GUY untill I found David D's books and this awesome site. Most of my confidence infact came from here, so yeah thanks to everybody for putting so much into this forum!!!!


Anyways there's this girl that I want to game, I been busting on her and seemed to work, she flirted back,I kept the
eye contact, smiled, made her laugh: TEXTBOOK PUA stuff

Gonna see her tomorrow and will try to chat her up for a date and I will post the whole convo and techniques as soon as I get back home

Cheers for reading!!!!! :moon:

 

[BongDuy]

Look at the monster I have created in the Highschool forum!!

Just kidding Good luck

 

[Cockynfunny]

yeah i've read your posts and thought they were quite boring so I bringing up something funny to the table....

Just kidding

I've only been reading through the very beginning of your field reports, man the "second degree rape" is priceless.

 

[eaglez1177]

Look at the monster I have created in the Highschool forum!!

Just kidding Good luck

Haha your right man ppl are followin ur lead and enjoy the FR's

 

[sageproduct]

Look at the monster I have created in the Highschool forum!!

Just kidding Good luck

Haha I was gonna say, you started it all

 

[Cockynfunny]

Today as soon as I saw girl X I felt a massive adrenaline rush, you know that feeling in your chest that usually occurs when you are excited and scared at the same time?

For quite long I was fidgeting from one place to another thinking "shall i come and sit with her and her friends or stay here and pretend that i donno shes there" (after all she now knows that I like her)

So finally I remembered that I've got balls so I marched up to their little set sat down and started playing cards with them.

She always held very strong eye contact with me for quite long periods of time, she would try to CnF me I would CnF her and then we had this little stare down and one of her friends says "they seem like they don't like each other, but I bet soon they'll end up dating" girl X looked at her friend in a weird kind of way..... donno if it was a good or bad sign......

So yeh then we played cards a little more and we all went to our lessons, in the lesson one of her friends told me that my lead guitarist (I ve got my own band) is trying to get with her, so I am kinda confused now I donno if I should keep on gaming her and ask her out for a date tomorrow or let my mate try and get with her for a couple of weeks and then go for it ahhhh man, after all he plays in the band....

 

[YogurtSlinger]

What did kids do before they came on the internet to talk about this sissy crap?

 

[Cockynfunny]

What did kids do before they came on the internet to talk about this sissy crap?

huh?

 

[Cockynfunny]

okay, today we spoke a little while we were going to get pictures taken of us (its been a super hero/ super villain day today) She always holds long eyecontact with me and then usually looks down to the floor.(I guess its a good sign)

We were playing cards during lunch again and then she had to leave and asked me to look after her cards I took the cards ( I think that it was a big mistake because the cards are now with me, maybe its her trick to make me think of her all the time or something like that)

Failing miserably at trying to isolate her because her FRIENDS are always around

There is the winter ball coming up soon, so I am defo gonna ask her out to that but donno how....

I want least chances of rejection any ideas?

 

[YogurtSlinger]

Write her a note that says 'Will you go out with me. Check yes or no.' Fold it up like an origami penis and write SWAK on the outside. That's what kids do these days, right?

If the origami penis doesn't work, try an origami middle finger.

If that doesn't work, man up and ask her like your aren't a 5th grader.

 

[keepitirie]

Errrrm I am quite popular at 6th form and people respect me but not as much as I would want them to, I guess some of it is my fault 'cause very often if we get into small arguments I struggle to come up with a valuable come back that would shut 'em up.

it doesnt seem like you are confident enough in yourself, but you are faking a lot of it... if you were truly confident you wouldnt get into small arguments and you would come up with come backs...

dude you dont need to pretend to be something that you arent. keep field reports and show your growth. if you have a good day, good. if you have a bad day... tell us and we can help you improve your game. if you want some advice, just pm me.

 

[Cockynfunny]

I am going to ask her out, the question is HOW TO ASK HER so I dont get rejected

 

[keepitirie]

I am going to ask her out, the question is HOW TO ASK HER so I dont get rejected

wooo go CnF! haha gonna do the balls thing i told you about?! thats pretty CnF if i say so myself.

 

[Cockynfunny]

sorry guys, I have so much homework to do so ill get to the point straight away...

After school we are walking towards the exit...
****y: are you going to the winter ball?
GirlX: yeah, most likely
****y: have you got anybody to go with?
GirlX: not sure really....
****y:well... would you like to come with me
GirlX: errrm, well i am not sure cause my friends wanted to go with me (bla bla bla)
****y: okay, look, you have two options here, you say YES and you are going to have the best night ever or you say NO and you never know how good it would be to come with me...
GirlX: okay, I;ll think about it....
****y: whats there to think about? but okay fine, tell me tomorrow....
GirlX: okay....

end of convo. I DONT LIKE THIS "I'll THINK ABOUT IT...."

 

[YogurtSlinger]

You got blown off. You pushed too hard and she's not feeling you.


I told you to go with the origami penis. That definitely would have lightened the tone a little.

 

[YogurtSlinger]

I actually did try to help you here, bud. ^^^The first part was serious, the rest was a joke...

Not having a sense of humor isn't going to help get you any girls.

 

[Cockynfunny]

yeh, i am sure that the origami penis would help

 

[Thrill]

Yo ****ynfunny I was wonderin if you wanted to collab. Ill check out your reports nd you can check out mine. I wnna get some feedback so yeh man.

Thrill

 

[Thrill]

sorry guys, I have so much homework to do so ill get to the point straight away...

After school we are walking towards the exit...
****y: are you going to the winter ball?
GirlX: yeah, most likely
****y: have you got anybody to go with?
GirlX: not sure really....
****y:well... would you like to come with me
GirlX: errrm, well i am not sure cause my friends wanted to go with me (bla bla bla)
****y: okay, look, you have two options here, you say YES and you are going to have the best night ever or you say NO and you never know how good it would be to come with me...
GirlX: okay, I;ll think about it....
****y: whats there to think about? but okay fine, tell me tomorrow....
GirlX: okay....

end of convo. I DONT LIKE THIS "I'll THINK ABOUT IT...."

It was at 1st knd of drab but I like that ****y funny line it definitely put you on higher ground with her. I wouldve left out the "whats there to think about?" bcaz it makes you seem kind of pushy. Just brush it off nd continue to look for other chicks for the ball. If you focus on her nd it fails your screwed unless you hve a backup. Besides if you act like her decision is nothing nd you show up w/ another girl. Shes gnna be seriously regretting tht shes stuck w/ her girlfriends when she could be the lucky chick tht gets to grind all over u...

 

[keepitirie]

dude, that is exactly what i said not to do in that pm i sent you. the you wanna go to the ball with me is the afc route... the cute ways like the locker with the balls is the way to go. it seems afc but its totally not. it takes balls doin it that way. there are other ways like going to her house and getting her mom to help you. as for the penis thing.. i dont think a girl would ever want to be asked out with a penis shaped note. lol if it works cool. just not how i would do it.