Mr Spitfire
Don Juan
Rocco invented love making. I have nothing but satisfied customers. Some of them might need therapy now but hey.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
It's not a fair contest if doctoroxygen always wins.The Truth said:Oh my god! A thread debating porn stars?
What next?
The Don Juan Discussion Forum's Annual Masturbation Awards
Fastest masturbator
Best technique
Most Endurance
Most times per day
and so on.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I knew you had a gaydar to judge MALE pornstars... Who the hell is Rocco Siffredi?KarmaSutra said:Hedgehog rules!
You're still bumping this thread? You really must have a thing for Rocco. :cheer:Jayer said:bump
What's more worrying is that it's a debate about male pornstars. Female is still sad, but understandable. Male is just... well, you know.The Truth said:Oh my god! A thread debating porn stars?
What next?
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Well you gotta understand that there are gay posters like KarmaSutra, Dues and BigJohn who are obsessed about MALE PORN STARS like Peter North.diablo said:What's more worrying is that it's a debate about male pornstars. Female is still sad, but understandable. Male is just... well, you know.
I bet you wish that you were Peter North, he gets more ass than you'll get in a life time. :crackup:Serialized3 said:Says the guy named "PeterNorthisawesome"![]()
If I was praising his gay work then I would say Matt Ramsey cuz that's his name for all his gay pornos. Peter North is all the straight ones, so maybe you should do some research next time moron.Serialized3 said:You mean he gets it up the ass more than I ever will in a lifetime.
Man-hors are disgusting, and I've turned down more ONS than you'll ever have in your lifetime.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.