Road Head

[CamaroMike]

Alright I just bought a new car, the SS, and I need some advice on how to get some road head from chicks. Share a story, advice, whatever-

-Mike

 

[drixsa]

get a GF or a huge slut

generally both will do it

but it isnt anything that special, you just want to tell your friends that you got it.

 

[xanderbaz]

Roadjob, woo-hoo!
Actually I know a few girls that gave those to a few fellas at my school and all of them were pretty damn slutty. Go figure.
It's true that it's one of those things you only want to brag about. It can be really annoying, since she's sucking on your kielbasa while you're doing 45+... Wierd stuff can happen so be really, really careful.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

for the love of god WATCH OUT FOR SPEED BUMPS

 

[CrzyBadBoyDJ]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHAH! That was really funny!

 

[ShizamDaMan]

I don't want to get road head in my 5 speed Camaro, cause I might f*ck it up by hitting something. Plus shifting doesn't work with a girls mouth over your sausage. I'll gank the parent's automatic Mercedes for road head

 

[digitalrat]

Thats why I love my auto supra. I can get head from your sister, finger her and still race and beat you.

hehe

 

[xanderbaz]

Ricer. Plastic Supra... And bragging about an automatic? Get a pair and learn to drive with manual transmission.

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by xanderbaz
Ricer. Plastic Supra... And bragging about an automatic? Get a pair and learn to drive with manual transmission.

Where did you get ricer from? Plastic? I know how to drive a manual. What car do you drive?

 

[xanderbaz]

I love it when they get pissed off... I was just joking. Notice the smilie?
Anyways, I was more saying that you might know how to, but you're not used to it. Anyways, all good racers that I know drive manual for several reasons.
I have two cars:
A 1967 Ford Mustang, and a 1997 VW Golf GTI... Both very fast.

 

[bigtymer]

both of those cars are ugly also. What are the 1/4 mile times of both of ur cars?

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Originally posted by digitalrat
Thats why I love my auto supra. I can get head from your sister, finger her and still race and beat you.

hehe

Hahaha, you drive an automatic sports car. All the stickers in the world won't save your ricer import from being murdered at the hands of my 98 Camaro. I'm not stock, and I actually have the coordination to use the clutch and my right hand

As for my sister, I know she has higher standards than kids who use their car as a vessel for getting laid. My car is purely for driving enjoyment.

What year is your Supra? If it's pre 1994 go and hang yourself for being a moron

 

[xanderbaz]

Originally posted by bigtymer
both of those cars are ugly also.

No, you got it wrong. You're ugly. And because you're ugly, you have different standards on ugliness than everyone else (because they all look better than you).
Man, don't you ever call my cars ugly.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

I'd take the 67 Stang any day. The GTI is really not my style, but I'm sure when you floor it you get pressed back in the seat. That's all that really matters

 

[xanderbaz]

My Golf has a 200-hp 2.8-liter dohc 24v V6 engine... Go figure. I use it as my day car (although I installed some sick neons underneath it ).
Mustang's what I drive around on nights and weekends... Mostly because I don't want to put too much mileage on it. I want to keep it in top shape. Mustang's motor is a 320-hp 390cid 4V V-8.

 

[Jester]

transmissions, what do they do

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Originally posted by Jester
transmissions, what do they do

Transfers the power from the engine to the wheels... although front wheel drive cars use a transaxle and not a transmission.

As long as the car is driven by the rear wheels, it's ok by me. I feel sorry for all those ricers still putting drag slicks on the wrong end of the car.

 

[Pheonix:ScndrlReborn]

Originally posted by Jester
transmissions, what do they do

OH MY GOD!! THat is like the 3rd funniest joke i've ever heard in my life. ROFLMAO

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by xanderbaz
I love it when they get pissed off... I was just joking. Notice the smilie?
Anyways, I was more saying that you might know how to, but you're not used to it. Anyways, all good racers that I know drive manual for several reasons.
I have two cars:
A 1967 Ford Mustang, and a 1997 VW Golf GTI... Both very fast.

I didnt get mad. I didnt ask "What kind of car do you have?" just so I could say "You have a slow piece of shiit!" I was just wondering what you drive. Thats it. People talking shiit about my car or that it's auto doesnt bother me anymore.

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by ShizamDaMan
Hahaha, you drive an automatic sports car. All the stickers in the world won't save your ricer import from being murdered at the hands of my 98 Camaro. I'm not stock, and I actually have the coordination to use the clutch and my right hand

As for my sister, I know she has higher standards than kids who use their car as a vessel for getting laid. My car is purely for driving enjoyment.

What year is your Supra? If it's pre 1994 go and hang yourself for being a moron

Now, when you say if its pre 1994 tells me that you think that their arent any 93' supras. Which tells me that you know nothing about my car. I have an MKIV 93'. Now you think "rice" means anything from Japan. I don't have 1 sticker on my car.

Also, my comment on fingering your sister while driving doesnt mean that I meet her in my car.

What do you have on your 98 Camaro? Dont make excuses not to say what modifications you have, its the fukking internet.

But, hey no hard feelings. It's easy to talk shiit over the internet.