"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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RIP Ultimate Warrior

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Crazy - just saw him at wrestlemania too. What was the cause?
 
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Probably from steriods. He was just inducted into the Wrestling Hall Of Fame. I was watching an old WWF Survivor's Series tape from the 90's and most of the best wrestlers are all dead. That sucks. Big Boss Man. Mr. Perfect, Andre The Giant, Rick Rude, and so many more.
 
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most of the best wrestlers are all dead. That sucks. Big Boss Man. Mr. Perfect, Andre The Giant, Rick Rude, and so many more.
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Don't forget the great Randy Macho Man Savage.

I saw Warrior on Raw Monday, it seemed like he made a few feeble efforts to do the rope shaking thing he used to do, but he appeared to get real winded from it. It even occured to me that they cut the camera away to the crowd so as to hide how out of breath he was.

Anyway, sounds like a heart attack, possibly exacerbated by steroids.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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zekko said:
Don't forget the great Randy Macho Man Savage.

I saw Warrior on Raw Monday, it seemed like he made a few feeble efforts to do the rope shaking thing he used to do, but he appeared to get real winded from it. It even occured to me that they cut the camera away to the crowd so as to hide how out of breath he was.

Anyway, sounds like a heart attack, possibly exacerbated by steroids.
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And Miss Elizabeth. Bam Bam Bigelow, Owen Hart, British Bulldogs, Paul Bearer etc.

I have some old classic tapes when savage first started out.

Damn, if he was in that bad shape he's lucky he made it to Raw. Would be interesting just to see the clip without it being edited to see if he was super ill. Maybe it was starting that night. That's too bad all the greats are gone.
 
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