"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
RIP Ultimate Warrior
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Don't forget the great Randy Macho Man Savage.goldengoose said:
I saw Warrior on Raw Monday, it seemed like he made a few feeble efforts to do the rope shaking thing he used to do, but he appeared to get real winded from it. It even occured to me that they cut the camera away to the crowd so as to hide how out of breath he was.
Anyway, sounds like a heart attack, possibly exacerbated by steroids.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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And Miss Elizabeth. Bam Bam Bigelow, Owen Hart, British Bulldogs, Paul Bearer etc.zekko said:
I have some old classic tapes when savage first started out.
Damn, if he was in that bad shape he's lucky he made it to Raw. Would be interesting just to see the clip without it being edited to see if he was super ill. Maybe it was starting that night. That's too bad all the greats are gone.