Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
RIP George Best
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Not Quite There
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I don't understand why people say his life was a waste??
He did more in 60 years than most people will do.
Personally, if my life was half as exciting as his i would be pleased.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
I'd rather have a life like Best and die young than your average joe boring life, to be honest.
RIP Best.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Monkey
Master Don Juan
What? getting constantly drunk, fvcking up your body and beating up your girlfriend?
doctoroxygen
Master Don Juan
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Hell, forget the football sh*t! That's all I'LL remember him by!
stevera004
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http://www.theage.com.au/news/world...with-his-mother/2005/11/26/1132966006979.html
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
