"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rex Man's No Frills Guide To Getting A$$

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Are you sick of being scared to approach and sick of not getting as much (any?) tang as you feel you deserve?

If you follow these simple as Palin rules; I GUARAN-FVCKING-TEE you will see improvement.

--Oh, and before the "Real Don Juans" begin telling me how this stuff isn't 'new', I don't really care. Getting a$$ isn't new so why would the info in here be??

1) Stop jerking off.

I didn't say stop jerking off alot. Or stop jerking off to porn. STOP JERKING OFF. You will automatically be in a more sexual state. Even while you sleep, dreams you can't remember will be of sexual nature.

2) Keep yourself looking and smelling good.

Guys tend to underestimate just how shallow girls can be. You don't have to be Brad Pitt, but if you smell good, openings begin popping up like the Detriot defensive line.

3) Don't try to act like something/someone else.

This goes hand-and-hand with the first rule. The sexual you will be more authentic (Read=seductive) and more suave than you can ever fake. Women have a sense for this and if you exude this; you are head and shoulders above the crowd.

4) Have at least a few friends with similar romantic goals

Self-explanatory. If I want to play some B-ball, I call my athletic friends. If I want to get down in some Halo, I call my gamer friends. If I want to snag some new tail, I call one of the two/three wingmen I trust.



I wish a sincere good luck to all in their individual endeavors.
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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devoncassidy said:
approach anxiety
ohhhhhh, I thought he meant Affirmative Action pu$$y!

Approach Anxiety:

First off, if you follow the 4 easy rules, you will be in a more sexual state and having a good vibe among your party. Not to mention you will have more innate confidence because you're looking good and smelling dreamy.

That said, if you're still having problems with AA ( :rolleyes: ) do these 2 things

A) Keep your emotions in check. No matter what happens keep your emotions DOWN. Don't be swayed by fear, anger, lust, success; nada. Make the roots of your confidence so strong that your being cannot be swayed by the winds of circumstance.

B) Make your approaches seem effortless. This goes hand-in-hand with the first part. Keep your emotions down and make effortless approaches. You will be unstoppable. Believe it
 
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Luke!! said:
Good stuff rex man. I think the biggest thing into the whole puzzle is mind state. I have seen guys try and walk all tough and do other things with body language to convey confidence. You can read through it though. Until it is natural and built in your head your going to look like and idiot and be ripped on constantly.
Unfortunately, many guys that aren't having success don't want to do what they have to do to improve their situations so they ask questions ad nauseam until they get the answer they wanna hear.

That's the primary purpose of this guide. If someone is not having any 'luck' and is violating one of these key, easy-to-remember rules, they don't need advice, they need a swift kick in the rectum.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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