"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Return of the macho man

mrRuckus

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I shave my chest, but i don't keep it that way. I just don't like how long it gets if i completely let it go. It only takes like 5 minutes every 4-6 weeks or so and there's never any pressing need for it. I just don't want it to be fully grown out again. It's fine when it's grown out a little.

For the longest time before i did it, i'd been working out forever wondering where the hell were my abs and chest and all that were and i shaved my chest on a whim when i found my brother's bottle of nair for men and all along they'd been hiding under the hair. It was rather shocking at the time when i went from flabby to ripped in a matter of minutes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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