"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rest time after Penis Workout?

MrSpiffy

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How long should you rest after a strenuous penis workout(s)? Im not sure what to do, so far i exercise for 5 days and take one off. Is this good? Any help is appreciated, Thx.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Adr3nalin

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apparantly 20 minutes is sufficient rest.

unless you are part of a very few gifted group of men who can go on again and again non stop; after they've squirted their lactic acid everywhere.

But that is few and far between. like this thread.
 

Hot Ice

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hey wtf??

Are you talking about PC-muscle workouts??
 

jakethasnake

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No... these guys jack off, then manually hold the blood in their penises to 'force' the blood chambers in th emember to stretch. It's called 'jelqing'. :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Hot Ice

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No... these guys jack off, then manually hold the blood in their penises to 'force' the blood chambers in th emember to stretch. It's called 'jelqing'.
Huh, so they are desperately trying to grow their little brothers.
Gee, is that healthy?

unless you are part of a very few gifted group of men who can go on again and again non stop; after they've squirted their lactic acid everywhere.
Hey, I can maintain an erection little longer afterwards. It's hard though, because your dïck is quite sensitive after shooting, but if I continue the jacking movement it doesn't go limb.
 

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A while ago I found a link on here about penis exercises, and being the curious monkey that I am I decided to check it out. At first I thought they were all a bunch of whackjobs... but after lurking around for a year I started to think that maybe they were serious. I decided to try it, after researching all of the exercises and everything, and I believe it works. I've gained about 3/4 inch in length in just a few short months. The exercises also up your sex drive and ability to maintain stronger and longer erections. Believe me, I'm the last person who would ever start doing "penis exercses" just because its kind of weird, but like I said, it works.

If anyone else is interested let me know, I'll show you some of the forums and you can read for yourself.
 

jakethasnake

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Dude, stop promoting your ****-enhancing websites. I don't mind that you choke your chicken a lot, but don't turn this board into an advertising fest.
 

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its all free, but jump to whatever conclusions you want. their not mine either. I stumbled on them a while ago and they have helped me tremendously so I thought I would share them with you guys. I found sosuave.com on a camaro message board, and guess what, they said the same thing to whoever posted. "stop promoting your money sucking websites, etc etc"
 

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penis workouts? PENIS WORKOUTS??? ??? WTF? LMAO. let me get this straight....Penis workouts? hahaha, wtf does THAT mean?!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by runner10_13
penis workouts? PENIS WORKOUTS??? ??? WTF? LMAO. let me get this straight....Penis workouts? hahaha, wtf does THAT mean?!
It's not all too known. Check www.askmen.com about PC muscle exercises. It can make you multi orgasmic.
 
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