Responses to "your ugly"

[CableLight]

Girl: You're ugly.
You: (somewhat quietly) I'm going to kill you.
Girl: WHAT?!
You: (menacing look)

That might get you expelled...so, instead you could say something like:

Her: You're ugly.
You: Okay...Well, between being ugly and being a superficial, stuck-up b!tch whose main concern is informing other people of her ridiculously insignificant opinions of which they have no interest in...Well, I guess I'd rather be ugly. Especially to someone like you.

For added effect, as you walk away give her the little "UHH B!TCH" open armed chest pump.

 

[gav]

Look her right in the eyes, pause for a dramatic moment, and say "Uh huh, really. You opinion is very important to me" and walk away.

whenever i start something like that, i always overdo the sarcasm

so it'd be like

"hey shuggie, make sure you remember this for me, because i might forget. betty over here just said i'm ugly. so if you wouldn't mind making a note of that, maybe soldering bits of metal writing into a two by four. that's great cheers"

involving other folk makes it (or should make it) embarrassing for her and funny

cablelight, that first one (i'm going to kill you) is what i'm going to use the next time i'm insulted by anyone. It's so fvcking funny. If they say "what?" you can cut the menacing stare for a second to say "i said thankyou" then go back to the menacing stare, then laugh. priceless

 

[CableLight]

Originally posted by gav

cablelight, that first one (i'm going to kill you) is what i'm going to use the next time i'm insulted by anyone. It's so fvcking funny. If they say "what?" you can cut the menacing stare for a second to say "i said thankyou" then go back to the menacing stare, then laugh. priceless

LOL...I like the "I said 'thank you'" line. Freaking people out is always a good time

 

[Snapple]

wow if its just joking then just say something joking back, like the midget thing if she's small or something like that, ya don't need to go off on her or walk away, people are allowed to joke.

 

[Need-2-B-Pimpin]

Reply, "Well, you're BUTT-ugly!"

 

[Interpol]

Originally posted by jonny football hero
Girl : you're ugly
You: well go away and stop trying to hit on me then.

Excellent.

 

[Luscious]

Originally posted by jiza101
This ***** in my class goes to me "ure ugly" in like a joking kind of way and i just stood there like ummm... I shoulda said look in the mirror *****
but i didnt think, how do you guys reply to **** like that, i dont even think im ugly, i just think she was playing with me
But im not a girl so i dont know :/ How can i find out lol

"Your damn reverse psychology ain't gunna work on me...I'm hot...and I still ain't gunna lay you"

 

[Plane]

If your more popular than her, flip her the bird.

 

[TurboLover]

Off the top of my head.

Your ugly.
Did you fart? (Or ***** your breathe stank.)

Your ugly.
Thats why I had sex with your mom last night. (Thats cold as ice)

Your ugly.
Oh yeah, you look like my left nutt.

Your ugly.
Lick my ball bag.

Your ugly.
If you WERE a girl, I'd slug you.

Ok I'm done.

 

[Raptured Phoenix]

Too much bitterness

Most of these responses sound like something a gothic 12yr old might say, I mean really, whats the big deal about having a person say you are ugly?

Do you get self esteem based off of how others percieve you? If so, then THATS your problem, not being ugly.

"You're ugly" is a TEST guys, what shes really saying is "I want to see how insecure you are about your appearance, at the same time seeing how much you value me/my opinions, So to test these things I will attack you and see how you respond, okay hon, great! "

HB: your ugly!
Me: heheheh, You know...I have a friend, and she says that when shes REALLY attracted to someone...she sometimes acts a little meaner than usual...so, are you really just a b1tch, or do you feel a strong attraction towards me?

 

[TurboLover]

On a serious note though. I think this kid is just looking for something to say back and have the class laugh at this girl. The responses on here are childish because that is the behavior that is going on in his situation.

And responding to your ugly with something along the lines of you want me is not really a good come back among the rest of his peers. Maybe if all his peers were on this board they would understand that a response like yours is quite good, but they are probably a bunch of AFCs.

 

[dbot]

girl: You're ugly.
you: You're fat.

 

[Plane]

Originally posted by TurboLover
On a serious note though. I think this kid is just looking for something to say back and have the class laugh at this girl. The responses on here are childish because that is the behavior that is going on in his situation.

And responding to your ugly with something along the lines of you want me is not really a good come back among the rest of his peers. Maybe if all his peers were on this board they would understand that a response like yours is quite good, but they are probably a bunch of AFCs.

Indeed. Its always nice in HS too knock them off their totem pole, especially if they go around, saying crap like that.

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

"You ain't winning any beauty contests either princess." (possible addition if she's a snotty b1tch and ugly besides)
"unless its the Westminter Kennel club."

"And I'm still the only guy talking to you."

"You don't have to look at my face to svck my d1ck."

"We all look the same when the lights are off."

"Give it a second for the roofies to kick in."

"Easy girl, I ain't THAT drunk."

"Since where do you get off having standards?"

"Hey, beggars can't be choosers."

Just a couple from the top of my head.

-Cyrano

 

[HHloser2]

I like that "Easy girl, I aint that drunk"

 

[undesputable]

Originally posted by CyranoDeBergerac

"And I'm still the only guy talking to you."

that one and "i know this is a free country and youre entitiled to your own opinion but i dont give a **** about it" are the only ones that are good....all the other once are too immature...of course "your ugly" itslef is pretty immature

 

[Raptured Phoenix]

Originally posted by TurboLover
On a serious note though. I think this kid is just looking for something to say back and have the class laugh at this girl. The responses on here are childish because that is the behavior that is going on in his situation.

And responding to your ugly with something along the lines of you want me is not really a good come back among the rest of his peers. Maybe if all his peers were on this board they would understand that a response like yours is quite good, but they are probably a bunch of AFCs.

Well, the fact that he wanted to LAUGH AT this girl wasn't evident from the original post. This is a website dealing with mostly how to GET GIRLS, not make fun of them.

My understanding was that he was interested in the girl, and needed something to say when other girls he was interested in used a similar line. Hell why waste time and effort responding to girls you dont have interest in?

Also...who is he doing this for? himself or his peers?

Since when does a DJ do something in order to please his AFC friends? If I did all the things my AFC friends thought a guy SHOULD do to get girls, I would be walkin around handing out roses and teddy bears to every cute girl

Maybe when he comes to school after the weekends with hickies all over his neck and a big his friends will think a lot more of him than anything he ever could "say" as a "comeback"

The way some of you guys talk, its almost as if DJing girls is something you do so other guys will like you.


And...thats...kinda...gay.



PS: I used a similar line with a girl I know and she replied with "Well...I admit, I do feel a strange attraction towards you"

 

[TheMinistered]

Her: You're ugly...
Me: /me smiles, /me points at his nuts, /me points at her, /me smiles and walks away

or if she has a sister or mom

Her: You're ugly
Me: I see, well it's clear what I have to do now
Her: What's that
Me: I have to **** your sister|mom

Then quietly walk away

 

[TurboLover]

Originally posted by Raptured Phoenix
Well, the fact that he wanted to LAUGH AT this girl wasn't evident from the original post. This is a website dealing with mostly how to GET GIRLS, not make fun of them.

My understanding was that he was interested in the girl, and needed something to say when other girls he was interested in used a similar line. Hell why waste time and effort responding to girls you dont have interest in?

Also...who is he doing this for? himself or his peers?

Since when does a DJ do something in order to please his AFC friends? If I did all the things my AFC friends thought a guy SHOULD do to get girls, I would be walkin around handing out roses and teddy bears to every cute girl

Maybe when he comes to school after the weekends with hickies all over his neck and a big his friends will think a lot more of him than anything he ever could "say" as a "comeback"

The way some of you guys talk, its almost as if DJing girls is something you do so other guys will like you.


And...thats...kinda...gay.



PS: I used a similar line with a girl I know and she replied with "Well...I admit, I do feel a strange attraction towards you"

I kind of got the feeling he didn't like this girl being the first sentence was This B1TCH is .......

True the site is and actual forum is about macking hoes, maybe bettering yourself too. But this post isn't. I see post on here about kids talking about whats wrong with my d1ck and how to sneak out, ok so what.

Yes it would be taking the high road to say nothing to a girl that disrespect you. But he wants to put her in her place. Hence not impress anyone.

Anyway, I found some of the replys funny and just respond to add to the laughter. Now that it is not funny any more I realize that it has been years since I was in highschool, so off I go.

 

[NRM]

"Hey hey, you don't need to lower me to your standards to get a date. The tricks you kids play nowadays."