"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Response to "Can I touch your hair?"

Alittude

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Hey guys.

Because my hair is big and curly I get a lot of girls asking me this mainly at parties and other social gatherings. I was wondering what is a good response to this that is either C&F or just makes the the girl seem more interested.

I usually just say "You'll have to pay" which has lead to a kiss once but I don't plan on it being that easy again. Any replies would be greatly appreciated thanks.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Rocko

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Thats exactly what i was gonna say, if they touch say "that'll cost ya 20 bucks, this **** ain't free" or if they ask, just be like "woah woah woah, and where's my end of the deal?" or sumthin like that
 

Migel

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I disqualify myself and say seriously "Don't or they will fall off".
Can't say it makes any wonders, but gets a laugh.
 

upsidedownside7

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Why don't you just let her do it?

Touching between a man and woman is GOOD. There is no way refusing to let a girl touch your hair will make her want to fu*k you.
 
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