"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Response to "Can I touch your hair?"

Alittude

Don Juan
Joined
Jul 23, 2005
Messages
177
Reaction score
1
Age
36
Location
Australia
Hey guys.

Because my hair is big and curly I get a lot of girls asking me this mainly at parties and other social gatherings. I was wondering what is a good response to this that is either C&F or just makes the the girl seem more interested.

I usually just say "You'll have to pay" which has lead to a kiss once but I don't plan on it being that easy again. Any replies would be greatly appreciated thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Rocko

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 8, 2006
Messages
267
Reaction score
2
Location
Los Angeles, California
Thats exactly what i was gonna say, if they touch say "that'll cost ya 20 bucks, this **** ain't free" or if they ask, just be like "woah woah woah, and where's my end of the deal?" or sumthin like that
 

Migel

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 22, 2006
Messages
101
Reaction score
1
I disqualify myself and say seriously "Don't or they will fall off".
Can't say it makes any wonders, but gets a laugh.
 

upsidedownside7

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 23, 2004
Messages
97
Reaction score
0
Why don't you just let her do it?

Touching between a man and woman is GOOD. There is no way refusing to let a girl touch your hair will make her want to fu*k you.
 
Top