"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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TonyTheTigerOI

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Hey everybody, Im back. Mods... move this, I DARE you!

Someone fill me in, any new developments in the HS department? Ive got a gentlemans bet in about the hottest girl in school... lays the deal, 3 dollars the prize [three to one odds]. Any ideas?

Did anyone bring a model to prom? Any suggestions on convincing older girls to chill @ a HS convention? Ive got a lot of bets to win this year :-D

This is me:
http://buddypic.com/profile.php?username=heyimanthony
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Patrick124

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Waddup.
No, nothing breakthrow in ages. Oh well.
 

Eternal

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Few new things:

- Sammo and Vincent are new HS mods

- I am/was crazykid

- I knew you couldn't leave forever.
 

Porky

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You come back every few months and talk about how great you are. that's good and all, but I'm still waiting for that ground breaking post you promised us ages ago that never came.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Capt.Jack Sparrow

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Welcome back again, Mr.Tiger.xD Its good to see you around again. I hope to see your awesome posts.
 

TonyTheTigerOI

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Originally posted by Porky
You come back every few months and talk about how great you are. that's good and all, but I'm still waiting for that ground breaking post you promised us ages ago that never came.
Men and women have been having sex for thousands of years... theres nothing 'groundbreaking' in this game. Im not here to help you get layed like I do... im here to help you achieve YOUR potential - cool out.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Anthony a/k/a Kino!

Of course we remember you.
 

Smooth as Anything

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What? Who are you? Tony? Never heard of ya.

:D! Welcome back Anthony.
 

Porky

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
Men and women have been having sex for thousands of years... theres nothing 'groundbreaking' in this game. Im not here to help you get layed like I do... im here to help you achieve YOUR potential - cool out.
I achieved my goals months ago, thanks. I've since set new ones.

if there's no post, that's fine. I just wish you hadn't talked about how you'd make one which would blow our minds. now my hopes have been dashed :(
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Smooth as Anything

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Originally posted by Porky
I achieved my goals months ago, thanks. I've since set new ones.

if there's no post, that's fine. I just wish you hadn't talked about how you'd make one which would blow our minds. now my hopes have been dashed :(
;) There is no better way to keep a man from returning to his past, than reminding him of it.

The negativity is unnecessary... no good will come of it. Welcome an old friend...
 

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"P*ssy is like Tony the Tiger... it's grrrrrrrreat!" - Yukmouth

Good to have you back!
 

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Originally posted by eternal
- I knew you couldn't leave forever.
Of course not he'd miss me too much :p

Hey anthony, welcome back. We need more people like you at the forums.
 

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Let's all make a friends quilt and hold each other's hands now.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Vincent

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Originally posted by LikRetsam
Let's all make a friends quilt and hold each other's hands now.
can we have sex then?
 

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
Anything to get some, eh vince?
you hurt my feelings tony :(

Welcome back though ;)
 
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