"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey guys another postive thread for me ;) Anyways I went to the mall today all by myself.And man there are soooooo many hot females.I approached about 5 hot women it was kinda of nervwracking at first but I did.I said in my mind"**** it if they think im nerdy I need to not care".So basically I got rejected by all 5 females, I really dont care because i'll never see them again.I tried to put in c&f but none of the girls I tried it on laughed,they all basically just said"I have a boyfriend".Some even said"I gotta go,bye".And when I tried to say hi,to one girl she just looked at me and in a *****y way said"I hope your not talking to me".I really dont give a **** about this girls because well atleast I tried so thats what happened today.Well im not going to sit here and complain rejection sucks but this is a first step for me coming to DJ.Basically I got couple questions like when I approach a random women how can I come to her so she won't roll her eyes or think im creepy(like what happened today)and what are some good pick up lines for approaching random women?Well remeber everyone stay postive:up:

me to anyone who talks crap:box: lol!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ok I hope you didnt approach ghetto chiks, couse your white!!! All ghetto look for guys that have their underwear sticking out!! So listen up, WE ARE ALL SO ****ING PROUD OF YOU MAN!!! YOU MOTHERCUKING ****ING DID IT!! CONGRATS!! Next time say to them: I am so horny i need to suck your boyfriend d1ck!! This is the best appraoch ever!! Every one will take you home and fuk u!!.




me to anyone who talks crap lol!
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^^^ That was totaly GAY!!
 
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shydude said:
Ok I hope you didnt approach ghetto chiks, couse your white!!! All ghetto look for guys that have their underwear sticking out!! So listen up, WE ARE ALL SO ****ING PROUD OF YOU MAN!!! YOU MOTHERCUKING ****ING DID IT!! CONGRATS!! Next time say to them: I am so horny i need to suck your boyfriend d1ck!! This is the best appraoch ever!! Every one will take you home and fuk u!!.
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Ghetto chicks,lol dude thats nasty I only approach whitegirls tust me im like the whitest guy you will ever meet and maybe the nerdest.But if I use your line wont she slap me?Well im going to the mall tommorow as well im not giving up until I get a number and im going to back thr gym haven't been there for awhile Im gonna try not to be intimiated by the other guys its gonna be hard but i will make it.

Remeber everyone stay postive!

"I am so horny i need to suck your boyfriend d1ck!!":crackup:
 
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:), you sound like you are approaching 15-16 year olds. Yes?
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Yeah basically they were 15-16 years because im assuming there easier aren't older girls harder?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ahh, not quite.
I find the super hot girls in HS are complete *****es. Go for the really cute ones that aren't super hot and it should be a bit easier.

How old were you thinking? :rolleyes:
 
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Staying postive is the answer and thats what i'll be doing everyday.I sleep as a loser and wake up as an alpha male.
 
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Ahh, not quite.
I find the super hot girls in HS are complete *****es. Go for the really cute ones that aren't super hot and it should be a bit easier.

How old were you thinking? :rolleyes:
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I was thinking they are 17 around my age,but yeah obviously I can never go for my HS girls they all think im nerdy or a loser.And I got a reptuation as a nerd,dork or loser but you what? Im starting not to care because when I leave the school next year they are going to missing me and crying like little girls,hahahaha!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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YOU WERE POPULAR!!!Dude I always wanted to be popular thats my dream so tell me how did you become popular???
 
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somewhat popular. Everyone knew me, and I was a agreeable person, didn't piss people off, and I was a wimp-type so even though I was....singled out for a bit of fun (jokes), I wasn't affected by it, which I guess just helped.
 
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YO DOC or doctor whatever!! Stop posting!!If you are trying to hit 2000 posts in one day then you better make thread Shydude Vs Docs!! LOL HHAAHAH :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hmm just like me!!! I love posting here, its like i am addicted here!! Ohh man!! THis is MY FAMILY, right here!!
 
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Hmm just like me!!! I love posting here, its like i am addicted here!! Ohh man!! THis is MY FAMILY, right here!!
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Yeah! its a good place to express feelings
 
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Well im going to signoff and go read a book i'll be back later on tonight and tommorow oufcourse,well good night for now.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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