Reign of the Skinny Guys

[MidnightResistance]

I've been going to some different pubs around my area.

Have been to this uber trendy pub a couple of times and it is full of REALLY scrawney guys with some of the hottest chicks I have ever seen.
The hot chicks -with...on the arms of- really scrawney weaklings.

These guys are all very softly spoken and seem to have very little confidence. All roughly 18-20 years old. Chicks about the same age.

Can anyone shed some light on this phenomenon?

It's like...everything that's true just flew out of the window. I approached a couple of chicks at the bar and they all said the same thing to me. "You look like a player." The walked off.

 

[JonJack]

Here's my explanation.

SHYT HAPPENS!

 

[Black_Italian]

Call Mulder and Scully.

Ninja out

 

[RBB]

Maybe, just maybe, it's a gay pub with cross dressers.

Nah mate. Maybe it's a place for male models or something. If you want to make an impression you must pick their top guy who is in the vip, VIP, V.I.P. room and challenge him to a walk off.

 

[DJStudent]

Wow, it's been a long time since I last visited these boards.

To answer your question. It really doesn't matter if you're skinny or chunky. I wouldn't go as far as, it wouldn't matter if you were fat (I think it does). But the thing is these guys are the "attractive" ones right now. You might go somewhere else and chunky guys might be more desirable. That place isn't for you probably. Go look around at some other places.

 

[RBB]

"Kill the President of Malaysia!"

Are you talking about rockstar/druggie kinda skinny? It just doesn't fit into place with the trendy pub. I know dumb girls like that rockstar look.

 

[Black_Italian]

Originally posted by RBB
Maybe, just maybe, it's a gay pub with cross dressers.

Nah mate. Maybe it's a place for male models or something. If you want to make an impression you must pick their top guy who is in the vip, VIP, V.I.P. room and challenge him to a walk off.

Hahahahah you made my night.

Ninja out

 

[MidnightResistance]

I'm talking EMO band look. scrawney and with stupid hair

 

[ikkenai]

Originally posted by MidnightResistance
I'm talking EMO band look. scrawney and with stupid hair

Haha

 

[dadmonson]

Its body fat fat percentage thats what its all about.

 

[Sloopy]

Yeah, you were probably in a pub that caters to Emo kids. Those chicks go for the scrawny, emotional guys. They're all in bands and love to talk about the obscure indie bands they like. These girls drink up that that pseudo-intellectual drivel. They think it means something. Those kids are players too - but they're operating under different rules. Best thing to do is learn both methods. Unfortunately there are no websites devoted to picking up chicks within a trend setting.

I wouldn't worry about it. They'll still respond to the same kinds of things. You just have to tailor your approaches to be a little more "emo-friendly."

Yeah, they all love skinny boys too. A lot of my emo gal friends mention that. "I love pale, skinny boys."

~Sariel

 

[Pettycoat Junction]

I've noticed this too. A good deal of the time when you see a really attractive woman she is with a white guy who is really skinny and acts/dresses urban (a whigger). Who knows why though, maybe its just the fad.

 

[MidnightResistance]

Maybe it's a fad.
Sure as hell makes no sense to me.

Why would any chick want to screw a man with the body of pre-pubescent girl, when they could bang a studly guy like me with my hunky body and hair that doesn't look like someone just threw a bucket of water over me?

 

[snintel]

It's the stupid emo fag ****. Femininity wave.. don't worry, it'll be gone soon. Don't give in to fads.

 

[Not Quite There]

Originally posted by MidnightResistance
Maybe it's a fad.
Sure as hell makes no sense to me.

Why would any chick want to screw a man with the body of pre-pubescent girl, when they could bang a studly guy like me with my hunky body and hair that doesn't look like someone just threw a bucket of water over me?

its more their style that theyre into.

 

[silenthill]

There is some guy that is skinny as hell (I could break his arms with ease) but all the girls like him becuase of his face.

 

[comic_relief]

I'm skinny and plan on staying that way because I like the skinny look plus it is better for your body later in life to stay skinny.

I do plan on bulking up but I don't have that prepubescent look, I think it looks gay and effeminiate personally

 

[Tazman]

There is some guy that is skinny as hell (I could break his arms with ease) but all the girls like him becuase of his face.

That would be me.

Except for the part about "all the girls." Some like it, some don't.